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maxicaxi

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5715 on: June 06, 2010, 04:11:30 pm »
granted you have infinite rare candies you get bored with pokemon and stop

i wish i had a two cats
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I have absolutely no idea what's going on in this fort any more. Migrants arrive, they die for some reason, the fort is flooded for another reason, then dwarves go mad, more dwarves die and I'm just laughing in my distress.
you cannot defeat the potato.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5716 on: June 06, 2010, 06:25:07 pm »
Granted, however they both are females, have overly complicated health problems and issues, and have to be at the vet everyday.
Thankfully you love them soo much that you are sacrificing every wealth you have to keeping the two alive.

And they hate you.


I wish I had a Chu-ke nu crossbow.
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Ultimuh

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5717 on: June 06, 2010, 06:40:59 pm »
Granted.
You however have no idea how to operate it, so you injure yourself in a rather embarrasing way which will haunt you for life.


I wish I had a better PC, mine is decent for running newer games but I wish for the latest, biggest, baddest and bestest technology have concieved today (or tomorrow).
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Urist Imiknorris

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5718 on: June 06, 2010, 06:47:01 pm »
Granted, but support is a bitch.

I wish I knew who I hated enough to put a bucket of fish heads in their car on a hot summer day.
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YOU CANT NOT HAVE SUSPECTS IN A GAME OF MAFIA

ITS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE GAME
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5719 on: June 06, 2010, 06:47:58 pm »
Granted. That is you.

I wish for exactly ONE oxygen atom.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5720 on: June 06, 2010, 06:52:43 pm »
Granted. You have one oxygen atom and will never have another ever again. Have Fun asphyxiating!

I wish to be the very best, like no one ever was.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5721 on: June 06, 2010, 07:07:45 pm »
Granted. You are the very best like noone ever was at the moment, then Ash trounces you with his Pikachu.

I wish I was a better songwriter.
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« Reply #5722 on: June 06, 2010, 08:17:26 pm »
Granted, you are now as talented as Bjork.

I wish all the silly people were put in a giant cage.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5723 on: June 06, 2010, 08:22:36 pm »
you are now in a giant cage, filled with 6.5 billion people.

I wish that I was out of that cage
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5724 on: June 06, 2010, 08:29:58 pm »
Granted, but everyone else is still inside.

I wish for a tablet.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5725 on: June 06, 2010, 08:30:58 pm »
Granted. But it's broken.


I wish I could come up with more creative ways to corrupt wishs.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5726 on: June 06, 2010, 09:16:13 pm »
Granted, but it takes away everybody else's creativity and you get hit by a meteor and die!

I wish I had a candy bar!!!
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Urist Imiknorris

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5727 on: June 06, 2010, 09:17:37 pm »
Granted. It's a special brand with extra arsenic.

I wish I could get the smell of fish out of my car, clothes, and hair.
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Quote from: LordSlowpoke
I don't know how it works. It does.
Quote from: Jim Groovester
YOU CANT NOT HAVE SUSPECTS IN A GAME OF MAFIA

ITS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE GAME
Quote from: Cheeetar
If Tiruin redirected the lynch, then this means that, and... the Illuminati! Of course!

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5728 on: June 06, 2010, 09:41:32 pm »
Granted, but then you get run over by a car and DIE!


I wish that I could control time!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5729 on: June 06, 2010, 09:48:34 pm »
Granted. Now you can set your alarm clock from wherever in the world.

I wish I had an extra toe.
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