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Urist McOverlord

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5700 on: June 06, 2010, 01:54:36 pm »
Granted. The strong nuclear force vanishes in an instant. All atoms fly apart. You have nuked the universe.

I wish I could nuke the world at will.
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Magma: The cause of, and solution to, all life's problems.

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If it moves, it wants to kill you. It may not try to, but it wants to.

Tradanbattlan

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5701 on: June 06, 2010, 01:56:53 pm »
Granted. But the police find out and you are arrested for possesion of WMDs.

I wish I was more tolerant to spicy food.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5702 on: June 06, 2010, 01:59:14 pm »
granted you cant taste anything

I wish I could make things on the internet materialise
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I have absolutely no idea what's going on in this fort any more. Migrants arrive, they die for some reason, the fort is flooded for another reason, then dwarves go mad, more dwarves die and I'm just laughing in my distress.
you cannot defeat the potato.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5703 on: June 06, 2010, 02:01:11 pm »
Granted, but you can't control it. Several bad fics later...


I wish I could become invisible.
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Urist McOverlord

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5704 on: June 06, 2010, 02:04:09 pm »
Granted. You cannot become visible again.

I wish I had a personal subway system.
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Magma: The cause of, and solution to, all life's problems.

Quote from: silverskull39 on March 25, 2010, 07:29:31 pm
If it moves, it wants to kill you. It may not try to, but it wants to.

Tarran

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5705 on: June 06, 2010, 02:06:08 pm »
Granted. It leads directly into the sea, it floods in a few hours.

I wish I could FLYYYYYYY.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5706 on: June 06, 2010, 02:08:07 pm »
Granted, sadly you can never go down. You are unable to sleep eat or drink. You die, with your body forever flying above the clouds.

I wish I could travel forward through time without aging. And I could also travel backwards in time.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5707 on: June 06, 2010, 03:05:41 pm »
Granted. However, you do age in reverse when you travel backwards. You are stuck at your current age, unless you make yourself younger. You are also immortal, so have fun with that.

I wish for a bell pepper.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5708 on: June 06, 2010, 03:13:10 pm »
FUCK YEAH, you got a fucking bell pepper! You realize that your imagination is so horrible that all you can think of wishing for is a bell pepper.
You are now Ace Dick.

I wish for unhorrible luck.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5709 on: June 06, 2010, 03:15:28 pm »
You are now the luckiest person in the world. Seemingly random things happen around you all the time. All of your 'bad' luck is dumped on your friends and family.

I wish this thread will never end.
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dragnar

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5710 on: June 06, 2010, 03:16:55 pm »
Granted. Your luck is now merely bad. For a little while at least, then the RNG kills you for trying to defeat it.

Granted. It eventually overloads the forum and no one knows when toady releases DF 1.0.

I wish I controlled the random number god!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5711 on: June 06, 2010, 03:51:01 pm »
Granted, now all you can say is random numbers. 4837. 2747236.

I wish that Dragnar no longer controled the number god and that I had a burito
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Urist Imiknorris

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5712 on: June 06, 2010, 03:51:55 pm »
Granted. The burrito is controlled by the random number god and transforms into a mosquito.

I wish for a dish of fish.
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Urist McOverlord

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5713 on: June 06, 2010, 03:58:46 pm »
Granted. You have a bucket of fishheads.

I wish I could take a short nap.
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Magma: The cause of, and solution to, all life's problems.

Quote from: silverskull39 on March 25, 2010, 07:29:31 pm
If it moves, it wants to kill you. It may not try to, but it wants to.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5714 on: June 06, 2010, 04:06:40 pm »
Granted, you can, but you never want to.

I wish I had a better way to level up my Pokemon
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