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[SHAD0Wdump]

Granted,you wind him up and let him loose,he dis-assembles your computer and some other various junk and makes it all into a make-shift car,he drives away...
That car is fekkin fast!
He's gone,by the time he'd wind down he could be miles away...

I wish for super green grass to impress my neighbors... and piss off old man (Subject Name Withheld).

[Bien]

Granted, however it grows one meter per second, and it grows up walls and everything, it's seeds can control the minds of people, and soon, your neighborhood is overrun, then your city, then the entire region, and to prevent it from growing any further, NATO and the UN authorize the use of nuclear weapons, and they nuke everything in your contry.
I wish for an Agiea PhysX card and a nVidia GeForce 9 card, with driver disks for both. (No DVDs.)

[Duke 2.0]

Granted. They are at Oceanland. Third floor locker 34B. And the leader of Oceanland has heard of your coming there and is waiting with a shotgun.

I wish for a very bad wish.

[Puzzlemaker]

Granted.  Nothing happens.

I wish for A's on all final exams.

[Kagus]

Granted.  Your final exams soon become covered in mysterious 'A's, and become utterly illegible.  As such, you fail all subjects.

I wish for a perpetually motionless bobblehead cast in the likeness of Alastair Crowley.

[Puzzlemaker]

Granted.  It is now motionless.  However, the earth is still moving, and thus it flies through you, a wall, and finally ends up in space.

I wish I could study easily.

[Kagus]

Granted.  You find studying to be a breeze, and can spend long hours devoted only to studying without suffering from mind-burn.  However, that doesn't mean you actually learn anything from any of it.

I wish for a calcium-enriched whoopie cushion.

[SHAD0Wdump]

Granted,A health-freek eats it soon after.

I wish sticky notes would just STAY on the FEKIN WALL!

[Asheron]

Granted, but you can never get them off again and every time you write something on them, the ink transforms into an uneraseble "lawl".

I wish I had my own fuel company somewhere in Siberia.

[ May 14, 2008: Message edited by: Asheron ]

[Helmaroc]

Granted, but a bunch of tribal warriors raid it and cause all the oil to pump straight into a river by messing with the derricks.

I wish for more.

[Asheron]

Granted, but you become a junkie with a complete dedication to acquire more. Soon, you lose your house, familiy and humanity in your search for more.
When you one day discover that you have gotten less then more, you kill yourself.

I wish I didn't said that.

[Kagus]

Granted, you didn't said it.  But you were did said something even less.

I will wished for this strawberry tart to not have had quite so much rat in it.

[Pnx]

Granted, it now has parts of dolphin, bat, iguana, and you in it.

I wish this thread was longer.

[ May 17, 2008: Message edited by: Pnx ]

[Cthulhu]

Granted.  My post has made it longer.

I wish Moin were back, he was fun.

[Okenido]

Granted. But everyone is so pissed off about him he gets banned for life.

I wish I could beat nethack.