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[SolarShado]

Ninja'd: Granted, now all teachers are jerks to you for reasons the insist they have but refuse to tell you.

Granted, the death is inflicted on your family, while you are forced to watch.

I wish there was a way to filter the dorks off of the internet...

[Baughn]

Granted. All ability to write things on the internet is removed for everyone but the corporations.

I wish for a nice vacation.

[Terrahex]

You suddenly get a plane ticket for hawaii in the mail. you get to the airport and get tackled by cops who demand you pay your parking tickets.

I wish that I could understand animals

[Tarran]

You suddenly get a plane ticket for hawaii in the mail. you get to the airport and get tackled by cops who demand you pay your parking tickets.

I wish that I could understand animals

Granted, they are all you can understand now.

I wish I had more patience! Argh!

[nuker w]

Granted, now all you ever do these days is wait.... and wait.... and wait... for that pay check that just is never going to come.

I wish I was SuperDwarvenly Agile!

[Tarran]

(Pay check? I don't even have a job yet!)

[Archangel]

(Pay check? I don't even have a job yet!)

You can still wait for a paycheck.

Granted, now all you ever do these days is wait.... and wait.... and wait... for that pay check that just is never going to come.

I wish I was SuperDwarvenly Agile!

Granted, however you are drafted into the Fortress Guard and soon after struck down by goblins.

I wish a gradual improvement in my drawing skill through much practice.

[Halmie]

Granted, the much practice takes 48 years, by that time everyone has implants that let them draw much, much better than anyone without one.

I wish my teachers would stop stalking me :S.

[nuker w]

Granted, you are how ever now stalked by teachers pets, who eventualy become more anoying then the teachers in the first place.

I wish i was able to concentrate beter.

[Omegastick]

Granted,you concentrate more and become a genius from long hours of study. You are accepted into MENSA and make lots of friends there. Then one day, they see how you misspelled 'better' and kick you out, taking all of your money and leaving you with no friends.

[lordnincompoop]

Granted. Nothing happens, and you become saaaaaad.

I wish I had some meat pie.

[Archangel]

Granted. Your head is made into a meat pie. While you are still alive.


I wish people would stop thinking that you can be a vegetarian and eat chicken and/or fish.

[lordnincompoop]

Granted. They are all pescetarians now, and are now the largest and most official diet group (?) in the world.

I wish my head wasn't so tasty. Omnomnomnomnom.

[Omegastick]

Granted, you now have no head.

I wish that I had another few hours in the day.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Granted. There are now 36 hours in a day. But Sarda, being an omnipotent jackass, has decided that there should be 24 hrs/day just to make people hurry, and the days are reset to 24 hours.

EDIT: Forgot to make a wish. I wish for omnipotence.