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[Caesar]

Granted. It runs faster, but your computer is still not more than a heap of scrap metal.


I wish for global war!

[Omegastick]

You get global war, then everyone kills each other, leaving only the hippies and global peace.

I wish for the chance to post my uncorruptable wish.

[Caesar]

You get the chance, but then decide to slack it off.


I wish for all posters before me, except for myself, to instantly be starving, unable to eat plant life, and not eating me.

[Keita]

Granted they eat your family and use there bones to kill you.

I wish I wasn't so sick in the head.

[Baughn]

Granted. Your head is disinfected. With bleach. Unforeseeably, this kills you.

I wish for nothing.

[Caesar]

You get nothing- You become nothing- You're gone.


I wish for nothing as well!

[Baughn]

Nothingness devours the world, the stars, even death. Only you are left.

You float in the void. Alone. Forever.


I wish for SHARKS WITH FRIGGING LASERS!

[Tarran]

Granted. They LAZOR you. You should have saw it coming.

I wish I could set things on fire and only the things I want to set on fire. And I'm immune to fire.

[dragnar]

Granted. But the GM comes up with a situation in which your powers are useless and you end up dying.

I wish I were doing better in my Spanish class, and the same in all of my other classes.

[RedWarrior0]

Granted. You do so well, you could not have done anything other than cheat, and get kicked out for cheating.

I wish I didn't need sleep.

[Vester]

Granted. You are suddenly sucked into your monitor, forever frozen as your own new wallpaper. You have a mouth, but you can't scream.

I wish for my head to explode.

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted. You sneeze very hard all the time now.

I WISH VESTER WOULD FINISH THE DAMN REQUESTS.

[RedWarrior0]

Granted. To make things faster, she does them OOTS style sans color and basic personality.

I wish someone would let me out of this damn moniter.

[Halmie]

Granted, you are posted on the internet and become a meme. Everyone hates you.

I wish random teachers would stop being jerks to me, for no particular reason.

[Phantom]

Granted. They're a wee bit too nice. It's starting to freak you out. They resort to stalking soon...

I wish for a slow death involving barbed wire and fire.