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[Diablous]

Granted. It's to tell the fans he's abandoning it.

I wish I was good at singing.

[Lord Dakoth]

Granted. You are now a perfect... soprano. The implications are ugly.

I wish that I had a better work ethic.

[silhouette]

Granted, but now you are a chinese girl peasant in the 1300's.

I wish that this wish was fufilled

[Raviaric]

Granted. You have been eaten by a grue.

I wish for nothing to happen.

[silhouette]

granted, the universe never existed.

I wish i was a grue.

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted. But you are placed on the sun.

I wish I could meet Boxdog.

[silhouette]

granted, but hes now triangle dog.

I wish for more wishes!~

[Phantom]

Granted. They wish they weren't wishes but Terran Siege Tanks, and your Zergling ass get's blasted into a red mist.

I wish those cans of fruit soda with "All Natural" stuff "Accidentally" had the remains of animals who happened to be born on a tree 97% of the time. The other 3% were rotten fruit "Accidentally" made into the drink.

[cganya]

Wish granted, the world now relies on fruit juices for refreshment but the world has also received an odd tasting but extremely healthy protein drink. Slurm Ltd. has a monopoly on this drink and has hired you to be it's taste tester.

I wish I could run at 60mph gracefully and for extended periods of time.

[Lord Dakoth]

Granted. However, you go through shoes faster than... you go through shoes fast.

I wish for cake.

[Tarran]

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Granted, soon after all the production of juice ceases, and is switched to soda. Soon after the soda billionaires become quadrillionaires, and buy up entire cities, including the one you live in. You are forced to move out. cganya ninja.

Granted, though you didn't say how. So you become a cheetah.

STOP NINJAING ME.

Granted, It's a cake made out of C4 though. Oh crap, are those cand-...

I wish I'd have more luck in the RTD's I'm in then I'm having now.

[silhouette]

Granted, but you get lose automatically for cheating.


I wish to know what rtd are...
real time defense?

[cganya]

1granted, they are Roll To Dodge games. but it turns out that title is not overly helpful or descriptive!

cool, now I have speed :3 Now I wish for the body of an anthromorphic cheetah to match it.

I'm getting ninja'd a lot too

[Tarran]

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It has an entire subforum...

Granted. You now know, You can't stop playing them though. And you have horribly bad luck playing them.

WHY?!

Granted. Those anthromorphic lions don't seem too friendly though.

I wish I would not get ninja'd so often.

[silhouette]

granted, but you are killed in the next second by a ninja.

I wish i was the sun