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[Ultimuh]

Granted, you now got the perfect Dr pepper drink.
However because of the pureness and perfectedness to create such a wonder,
the can is completely sealed.
Enjoy the can of a perfect Dr. pepper.


I wish I could figure out a better way to corrupt that wish.

[IronyOwl]

Granted. The thought of how you should have corrupted it irritates you all night.

I wish for a fish that grants wishes to fishes.

[Rashilul]

Granted, the earth is flooded.
Ironyowl, forumite, has drowned.

I wish that I had a black fedora with a purple stripe

[Acanthus117]

Granted. It appears on your head and eats your brain. It's a brain eating hat, after all.

I wish that I had pro modding skills in DF.

[Zyzarda]

Granted.But no one plays it because its awesomeness exploded everyones head but you.

I wish I was A big daddy.

[Acanthus117]

Granted. You are now a sub-human abomination that is doomed to watch as a little girl runs around drinking blood, not remembering anything. All that matters for you now is to protect your Little Sister, and you fail as Jack comes around and blows your brains out.

I wish that I could draw well.

[Zyzarda]

Granted.But you can only draw one perfect picture on a beach during night every 100 years.

The tide swallows your first drawing though.

I wish I had a taco right now.

[webadict]

Granted. It is several tons, gigantic, and above you. Gravity follows...

I wish I had a laser cannon grafted onto my arm.

[Zyzarda]

Granted.Your laser cannon has only one shot and has a 99.99999999% to backfire and destroy you in the most painful way.Your heart stops after you fire your shot.

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted. You are brutally murdered by living teacups.

I wish I had some more Snapple Green Tea.

[Acanthus117]

Granted. living teacups murder you and drop a bottle of snapple on your corpse.

I wish for !!Food!!

[Humaan]

Granted, but you realize you dispise !!Food!!.

I wish for what the guy below me wishes for.

[Nirur Torir]

Granted.

I wish for what the guy above me wished for.

[dragnar]

Granted. You both get nothing, since you both wanted nothing.

I wish for pluto to explode in such a way that life on earth is unaffected.

[Humaan]

Granted, Pluto the dog just blew up. No one real is affected, although there is a funeral recession.

I wish to kick the below poster in the face until it was battered.