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[Phantom]

Granted, although you have it, you cannon use it. You only have the husk of the man you once was.

I wish my base was rushed by GDI Light Infantry and Titans.

Granted, Cabal then rushes your base with his dudes, you become a cyborg with no free will.

I wish I knew how to get this magma from the magma sea into a suitable magma forge location...

I asked for GDI to rush my base, not CABAL, and since GDI hasn't rushed my base, WISH INVALID.

[Tarran]

Granted, although you have it, you cannon use it. You only have the husk of the man you once was.

I wish my base was rushed by GDI Light Infantry and Titans.

Granted, Cabal then rushes your base with his dudes, you become a cyborg with no free will.

I wish I knew how to get this magma from the magma sea into a suitable magma forge location...

I asked for GDI to rush my base, not CABAL, and since GDI hasn't rushed my base, WISH INVALID.

What? you didn't understand? GDI rushed first, then Cabal, Phantom.

[Phantom]

Granted, although you have it, you cannon use it. You only have the husk of the man you once was.

I wish my base was rushed by GDI Light Infantry and Titans.

Granted, Cabal then rushes your base with his dudes, you become a cyborg with no free will.

I wish I knew how to get this magma from the magma sea into a suitable magma forge location...

I asked for GDI to rush my base, not CABAL, and since GDI hasn't rushed my base, WISH INVALID.

What? you didn't understand? GDI rushed first, then Cabal, Phantom.

I'm not sure if 50+ Titans could be beat by 1 Cyborg Commando (Remember, 1 Cyborg Commando Limit.) But anyway no arguements.

[DarthCloakedDwarf]

Granted. You now know how. But every time you try, something will spawn out of the magma that turns your dwarves into !!dwarves!!, taunting you forever with the knowledge.

I wish I had one more wish than I did before wishing this.

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted; now you dont.

I wish I had some flowers

[Acanthus117]

You do get flowers, but they're the pot things from Mario and they eat you.

I wish that I could sleep better.

[Ochita]

You do get better sleep. In fact you sleep so well that you never wake up.

I wish I can understand how to use the military system on the new version.

[Greiger]

Granted, you learn the ins and outs of the new military system.  You even learn some workarounds to current odd behavior.  Unfortunately for the next 20 embarks the wish sends a bronze colossus at your fortress to make sure you know how to work your military.

It does not end well.

I wish my crossbowmen would patrol the walls like I ordered them to instead of hang around the meeting zone so I don't have to manually flag the elephants entering the gate for killing.   And for that matter, the wish also requires that they actually pick up all the bolts I made for them 2 years ago.

[IronyOwl]

Granted. They dutifully pick up their bolts and begin marching across the wall as instructed. Naturally, they don't kill any elephants, even those marked for such, because they're busy patrolling.

I wish one of my forts would fail as spectacularly and in as epic a fashion as Boatmurdered.

[Diablous]

Granted. It turns out to be just a dream though.

I wish I had magic.

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted. The only spell you know, however, is a spell that summons a giant bee that punches you in the stomach.

I wish this gatorade bottle had more gatorade inside it.

[Diablous]

Granted. There is so much gatorade that you drown.

I wish I had more spells that don't hurt me.

[Zyzarda]

I wish that this wish wouldn't be granted.

[Rashilul]

Granted, your wish is ungranted.

I wish that I could find hotter hot sauce.

[Zyzarda]

Granted.You find a hot sauce that is hotter but it freezes the food,and when you take a bite your head bursts into flames.