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[webadict]

Granted. They successfully troll your game to its death.

I wish I had a hobo.

[tombthedwarf]

granted: you now own a pet hobo: you now have to feed him, bathe him, watch him,  and supply his alcohol addiction for the rest of his natural life... then the hippies come to guarantee his civil rights... it only gets uglier from there...

I wish I could master the df 0.31 military system

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. You do. But a crash bug always interrupts every victory and sets you back several hours.

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted. You are thrown into a pit full of tentacle monsters with barbed tentacles.

I wish my audio clips wouldn't stop playing after 5 seconds.

[Tarran]

Granted, they never stop, and they play ear burstingly loud.

I wish I could polymorph at will and to anything I want and not have any consequences.

[Naresomez]

Granted. Yet, you accidentally morphed yourself to be so small, and you were caught in a valency, to swirl with all of the subatomic particales for all time.

I wish I had unlimited intelligence.

[Humaan]

Granted, your intelligence is unlimited! You, however, have the memory of a single second to compensate, meaning you go from unlimited experience to none.

I wish for the ability to make uncorruptable wishes while still being able to wish for them!

[webadict]

Granted. You have no more wishes left.

I wish to swap bodies with the next poster.

[ClaySpider]

Granted, you're now some clay lost forever, whilst i'm a king pin pinguin with a crown on my head and a cape and else things.

I wish for my old body back

[Phantom]

Granted, although you have it, you cannon use it. You only have the husk of the man you once was.

I wish my base was rushed by GDI Light Infantry and Titans.

[Tarran]

Granted, although you have it, you cannon use it. You only have the husk of the man you once was.

I wish my base was rushed by GDI Light Infantry and Titans.

Granted, Cabal then rushes your base with his dudes, you become a cyborg with no free will.

I wish I knew how to get this magma from the magma sea into a suitable magma forge location...

[Diablous]

Granted. You move the magma there then DF crashes.

I wish I could control the amount of light the sun gives off. Like a dimmer switch basically.

[Tarran]

Granted, but there are only two choices; normal, and no light.

I wish HFS didn't lower my FPS to ~20.

[Rashilul]

Granted, All your settings are optimized, your fortress now runs at 1 GFPS and 100 fps. Oh man, where'd that forgotten beast come from?

[Jopax]

I wish i could float on allright