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[Phantom]

I may be part of a tiberium cult, but NOD provides schooling, no taxes, and even separation of religion from school.


And part of GDIs recruitment policy is that you at least have 2-4 years of college!

[Peewee]

Ima put this thread back on track if it's alright with you. 

I wish that Augustus Sinclair was my business partner of AWESOME.

Granted. He was your business for approximately 5 milliseconds before ripping your arm off in the most awesome way possible.

I wish my last game of Distant Worlds didn't end up having me fighting a AI with a higher starting level of civilization.

Granted. You actually had the higher starting level, but the AI micromanaged (read: fake difficulty) well enough that it passed you before you could build anything.

I wish for a nice cold can of root beer.

[Tarran]

Granted, on your head!

I wish for a wish that is actually a good wish.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. It WAS a really good wish, but then circumstances changed during fulfillment and now it's not a good wish anymore.

I wish I could let Peewee finish in a minute, but I just gotta say that dragnar had the best wish of all time! Of all time!

[NRN_R_Sumo1]

peewee finished in a minute, on your face in a movie theatre.

I wish that I could eat birthday candles and poop fire.

[BKWM]

Granted. You get turned into a side-show freak at a third rate circus.

I wish doing the right thing didn't feel so wrong. And the other way round.

[Sensei]

Granted. Suddenly... the elves... all the elves... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?

I wish for a new Myst game, developed by Cyan.

[SiN.Daeus]

I wish for a new Myst game, developed by Cyan.

Granted.

However, when you install it, it secretly places thousands of EXTREMELY disturbing child pornography scenes/clips/pictures into your hard-drive and contacts the local government. Meanwhile, the new Myst game fails. Horribly.

[Phantom]

I wish the above made a wish about himself.

[dragnar]

Granted. He wished for the ability to kill you.

I wish for NASA to have a larger budget.

[SiN.Daeus]

oops

Granted. He wished for the ability to kill you.

I wish for NASA to have a larger budget.

They do, but all the money is spent on training monkey waiters.

I wish that I passed my science test.

[dragnar]

They do, but all the money is spent on training monkey waiters.

So? Monkey waiters are awesome!

Granted. You passed the test to someone else and were caught cheating.

I wish I had a monkey waiter!

[Ultimuh]

Granted.
You now have a monkey and it's now waiting..
What it's waiting for you ask?
How should I know? Ask your monkey!


I wish the forum adventure I'm in will update faster!

[Archangel]

Granted. It will update faster in the very distant future.

I wish I was part of a secret, government funded, monster hunting organization.

[Tarran]

Granted, you are sent against the extra Dimensional, time traveling, universe traveling, Flood, you become the first to be infected, you are shotgunned down, and you end up nothing but building materials for the Gravemind.

I wish YouTube would care about the other 80% of it's fans.