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Acanthus117

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5250 on: March 30, 2010, 01:59:37 am »
Okay, then. You get attacked by a swarm of terror drones that kill your MCV.

I still wish to be an Alpha Series Big Daddy.
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Quote from: Janet on June 20, 2010, 10:44:26 pm
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5251 on: March 30, 2010, 02:05:35 am »
Granted: Hey look, it's the protagonist of BioShock one. You die of plasmid induced wounds/death.

I wish the Filipino-American war ended with the Filipinos WINNING.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5252 on: March 30, 2010, 02:15:50 am »
Granted. Then, the world explodes because of the sheer awesome.

I wish for a ham and cheese omelet.
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Quote from: Janet on June 20, 2010, 10:44:26 pm
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5253 on: March 30, 2010, 02:28:36 am »
Granted. However as your ham and cheese omelet is made from ancient rotten eggs te first bite yo have you have a heart attack from taste.

I wish I could use a persona.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5254 on: March 30, 2010, 02:55:43 am »
Granted, although your persona is basically the same as yourself, except that you're a nudist.

I wish all newbies had perfect spelling, grammar, and punctuation.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5255 on: March 30, 2010, 03:07:16 am »
Granted. All newbs have great spelling and grammar, and constantly pick at your sub-par lingo.

I wish for stuff.
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Quote from: Janet on June 20, 2010, 10:44:26 pm
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5256 on: March 30, 2010, 03:08:23 am »
Quote from: Acanthus117 on March 30, 2010, 03:07:16 am
Granted. All newbs have great spelling and grammar, and constantly pick at your sub-par lingo.
Wish  Incomplete: Punctuation missing.

Boy, you better be specific or I WILL find details missing, wrong, or uncorrupted.
« Last Edit: March 30, 2010, 03:12:04 am by Phantom »
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5257 on: March 30, 2010, 03:46:58 am »
Quote from: Acanthus117 on March 30, 2010, 03:07:16 am
Granted. All newbs have great spelling and grammar, and constantly pick at your sub-par lingo.

I wish for stuff.

You get stuff, radioactive stuff, FUN stuff!

I wish my next wish is corrupted!
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5258 on: March 30, 2010, 05:16:47 am »
Granted.But it gets so corrupted it becomes pure and gives you a unicorn.
I wish for a jetpack
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5259 on: March 30, 2010, 09:51:59 am »
Granted. There is no off switch or throttle control.

I wish for Fun Stuff™.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5260 on: March 30, 2010, 09:53:53 am »
Granted. You now are surrounded by ringleaders, fire clowns throwing pies, balloon clowns attacking you with their corrupt intentions and frogs ribbiting at you. You die.

I wish for Plasmids.
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Quote from: Janet on June 20, 2010, 10:44:26 pm
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5261 on: March 30, 2010, 11:22:44 am »
Granted. Your whole city goes Rapture, with predictable consequences.

I wish I had some Big Daddy minions.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5262 on: March 30, 2010, 12:33:52 pm »
Granted. You get a group of Big Daddies that follow you everywere. You therefore are not allowed to enter most 'respectable' establishments, and you have to put up with their whiney little sisters.

I wish I had a small amount of 3D modeling ability, so this damn helicopter pilot doesn't look lke he's wearing incredibly small high-heeled boots. >:C
« Last Edit: March 30, 2010, 12:35:31 pm by Naresomez »
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5263 on: March 30, 2010, 12:47:39 pm »
Granted, you now only know 1/4 of what you used to know! At least the helicopter pilot looks perfect.

I wish my wish was a wish that would kick the next wish's ass. :P
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5264 on: March 30, 2010, 12:52:07 pm »
Granted. Your wish kicks the next wishes ass, which just so happens to have a minigun in it.

I wish I had a robot unicorn.
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