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[Phantom]

Granted. Though you're never aware of it, that passing Juggernaut gets a bit of mud on you, causing you to have to wash your pants. On your way to accomplish this, you pass a man with an infectious disease, causing your ignominious death three weeks later.

Not Corrupted: Juggernaut still caused my death.

[IronyOwl]

I'm... not sure how to corrupt a wish like that THAT much...

Aw crap, shoulda said you died but were shocked back to life. Curses.

[Tarran]

I wish for a large armored vehicle.

Granted, you get an M312 'Elephant', it lands on your head, you die.

I wish Buck was real. (he is so awesome!)

[Rozenbuddy]

Granted, though he works for a team trying to kill you.

I wish for someone to remember me.

[Tarran]

Granted, that post is posted on TV screens all over the world, the government captures you and tries to get details about 'your' team, trying to kill me, as you don't know anything, you get put into jail until the mystery is solved, it never is.

I wish, when I die, the government uses my brain as an AI, just because it seems like it would be very fun.

[Phantom]

Granted. It uses you as an AI for the Robotic Tank corps. In the first few days of service, Russian forces begin to attack all parts of the country. As a way to prevent the Robotic Tank corps from attacking, they send several Psi Corps Troopers and mind control your brain. America loses the war in 3 weeks thanks to you, and the rest of the soviets.


I wish I had a working Mobile War Factory.

[IronyOwl]

Granted. It gets stuck in a ditch somehow and your minions can't get it out. Your mobile war factory is now... stationary.

I wish I had... a Starcraft Terran command center no, too easy. I wish I had a cuddly zergling.

[Tarran]

Granted, he kills you.

I wish I could actually win without cheating/save scumming on rougelikes.

[IronyOwl]

I wish I could actually win without cheating/save scumming on rougelikes.

Granted. Your mastery of makeup games is unparalleled. You just wish you didn't get massacred in roguelikes so often.

(Had to)

I wish a valiant hero would venture across the sea of fire, through the caverns of ill omen, over the hills of sundered skulls, and finally to the top of the mountain of blasphemous ruin in order to retrieve a magical artifact.

[Sensei]

Granted. His name is Ra'al, and he has finally retrieved the magical Chaos Stone after dispatching a group of plucky teenagers- now he will rain doom on your world.

I wish to be a better programmer.

[Phantom]

Granted, although it is so insignificant that it causes most of your programming skills, and your computer, to VANISH.

I wish I had... An MCV. (Mobile Construction Vehicle. Turns into construction yard which in turn makes buildings, and those buildings may make units or cause other buildings to make more advanced units.)

[Acanthus117]

You get one, but then an army of engineers come and capture it.

I wish to become an Alpha Series Big Daddy.

[Phantom]

You get one, but then an army of engineers come and capture it.

You know I didn't ask for one that's set up right?

[dragnar]

You get one, but then an army of engineers come and capture it.

You know I didn't ask for one that's set up right?

Which just means it's easier to get away with.

[Phantom]

A well known fact is that Engineers can't capture vehicles, only buildings.