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[RedWarrior0]

Granted. You are happy, but you gain tolerance to the happiness like you would to a drug.

I wish for America to be an ideal society.

[Cheddarius]

Granted. In the instant before it becomes on, you are exiled to Letsalleatredwarrioraliveland.

I wish the forum games I like wouldn't die.

[Diablous]

Granted. You die, then they die, since your not around to like them anymore.

I wish that Phantom's next wish goes exactly the way he wants.

[Phantom]

Gran-NOOOOO
Get away from my computer! I'll punch it!


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STOP PUNCHING MY KEYBOARD!

Phantom has disconnected.

[Nikov]

I wish Democrats are purged from office in the 2010 elections.

[Greiger]

Granted, they are replaced by the American Nazi party.  P.S. The world blames you.

I wish I had the Cosmic Forge.  From Wizardry.  Like I wished for some 100 pages back and never got.

[Cheddarius]

Granted. It makes the Cosmic Sword of Beheading Greiger. Hint: It is very fittingly named.

I wish this deadline was farther away.

[Hungry]

granted but also the amount of work you've done is as well.

I wish for cheese for the cheese boat.

[Cheddarius]

I haven't actually done any work, heh.

[dragnar]

Granted. There is no longer any cheese for the cheese god, and so he punishes you to death by drowning... in cheese.

Lets see... *flips through D&D player's handbook to the page on how NOT to phrase a wish spell*
I wish for immortality!

[BKWM]

Granted. Everyone around you grows old and dies. You tolerate this for centuries, eventually becoming convinced that everything is pointless, because there is always another dictator, always another child abuser, and no matter what you do, you never make any difference in the world as a whole. You retreat into solitude, eventually becoming nothing more than the old man young adventurers ask for advice, unable to die, and no longer able to live.

I wish I hadn't just royally f*cked up with this girl.

[Cheddarius]

You retreat into solitude, eventually becoming nothing more than the old man young adventurers ask for advice, unable to die, and no longer able to live.

This is good stuff.

[IronyOwl]

Granted. You royally f*cked up with a bear instead, who has of course torn you to bloody ribbons in response.

I wish I had some bear cavalry.

[xdarkcodex]

Granted.
But they only listen to their trainers which you killed to obtain the bears.

I wish for fush and chupz .

[Nikov]

Granted, they are replaced by the American Nazi party.  P.S. The world blames you.

CORRUPT a wish, not make it TEN TIMES MORE AWESOME.
(Sort of, kind of, barely sarcastic. I would prefer National Socialism over Marxism, and I doubt many Americans would elect Nazis in the first place. Basically I'd live in a right-winger's paradise with goofy salutes and really awesome parades.)