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[Kagus]

I heard that.  Traitor.

[Impending Doom]

:eek:

N-No you didn't! um, uh, DIE!

The spinning +Adamintine Wind-up Walking Teeth+ strikes Kagus in the head.
It explodes into gore!
Kagus, Bay Watcher has been struck down.

[Bien]

I wish Kagus would shut up about some people on the DF Forums liking Halo.
I couldn't corrupt Doom's wish. And I said plated, meaningthe plastic is covered in Platinum.

[Kagus]

Granted,  I shut up.  However, you did not specify a time frame, so I immediately open up again.

Liking Halo is one thing.  Hell, I like Halo (and what little I played of my cousin's copy of Halo 2).   I'd even watch Halo machinima, provided it was good.  Another thing is revolving everything else around it, particularly on a forum for a different game.

I wish for something mildly spectacular.

[Bien]

Granted, you see a fireworks show, but most of the fireworks got wet in a sudden downpour, thus there is only one firework to be launched.
I wish Tasselhoff would stop asking me questions.

[Impending Doom]

Granted. He now begins demanding that you answer his questions, and liberally sprinkles his demands with death threats.

I wish the foxes that live in the woods behind my house would quit coming up into my yard and spooking the fish in my pond.

[ May 07, 2008: Message edited by: Impending Doom ]

[Bien]

Granted, now they come in through open windows and the doggie door, and spook you.
I wish Paladine and Thakisis would stop trying to kill each other in my house.
And what does a tower of legos have to do with Tas asking questions?

[ May 07, 2008: Message edited by: Bien ]

[Impending Doom]

The tower of legos was originally going to be a response to Kagus' wish, but you beat me to it, so I had to pull a quick edit.

[Helmaroc]

Granted, they do kill each other.

I wish for Spore to miraculously finish in a day and then given out to the general public, except for hobos with only two mustaches.

[Bien]

Granted, but not everyone's computers can hande Spore.
I wish Dalamar would stop bitching about Raistlin's finger burns. It's annoying, especially when he is shouting it in my ear.

[Cthulhu]

Granted, you are now in no way anywhere near any characters from the Dragonlance series, and you no longer have or can read any of the books.
I wish Bien would stop clogging up the thread with his fanboying.

[Bien]

Granted, I leave, but the DF fans also leave.
I wish I didn't have a cold right now.

[Xotes]

Granted. Now, having bent the universe so that you do not have to get a cold, it compensates by giving you Bubonic Plauge, instead.

I wish that the internet was a land that you could physically enter, kill ye olde monsters and the like. Free, completely legal. Ya don't die fer real if ya die in there. And your body in real life is maintained by robots with approximately 26 failsafes to prevent them from going beserk and stabbing you in the hamstring. Oh, and your boss would be addicted to it to, and so would not fire you for playing it EVERY SINGLE SECOND OF THE DAY.

I just know I missed something, though.

[ May 08, 2008: Message edited by: Xotes ]

[Bien]

Granted, but your internet connection gets cut abruptly (IE a passing truck snags unto your internet cable, or some punks cut your cable and use it to get free internet. ('appens all the time 'ere in the Philippines.))
I wish My Chemical Romance would finish thier new album next month.

[Cthulhu]

I will not grant such a sickening and obscene wish.

I wish My Chemical Romance and Nickelback were going to a tour and were in a head-on collision.  No survivors.