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[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. It instead feels incredibly swollen and useless, without hurting.

I wish that dude's tongue was perfectly fine.

[blah28722]

Granted. My tongue is dried, then ground to a perfectly fine dust. Jerk.

I wish something heavy fell on the dude that wished for my tongue to be fine.

[xdarkcodex]

Granted

he gets injured? I wouldn't know I'm not him.

I wish for EXTREME STUFF!

[silhouette]

granted, you die due to an extreme case of mercury poisoning.

i wish for octopus to rule the world.

[Huesoo]

Granted it tentacle rapes every person on earth

I wish my I was MW2 skills were better.

[blah28722]

Granted. You get a modded game, and get banned by an admin after trash talking, causing some minor internet dramaz.

I wish for a hot air balloon.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. Your Air Balloon is so hot it melts.

I wis

[Huesoo]

Granted you wiss all over several preschoolers landing you in jail and on the sex offenders list.

I wish my dance moves were better.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted, you are now pretty decent at DDR. It doesn't help you impress the ladies though.

I wish I had finished my previous wish :/

[tombthedwarf]

granted: you molest the preschoolers instead of pissing on them, though your fate is the same

I wish I had ownership of Luxembourg

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted, but it is filled with impenetrable, permanent miasma shortly thereafter.

I wish I would just commit to firing up SS13 and learning how to play. It sounds awesome.

[Genoraven]

Granted, but it starts crashing on startup.

I wish that Valve would release information for episode 3

[silhouette]

granted, but it is so awsome that the world explodes.


I wish tha-

[Genoraven]

Wish granted. Nothing bad. The bad part is that you never finished your wish so nothing happens.

I wish people would read directions.

[silhouette]

granted.
now nothing new is invented by flukes.

i wish that i didnt finish this sentance.