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Author Topic: Corrupt a wish!  (Read 1271261 times)

Huesoo

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5070 on: February 28, 2010, 07:59:16 am »

Granted you get more by downloading the song several millions of times on torrent websites, you run out of memory and the FBI put you in jail.
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LeoLeonardoIII

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5071 on: February 28, 2010, 02:50:12 pm »

Granted, your avatar begins winking and ordering drinks for everyone else at the bar.

I wish, like everyone else, that the new DF version was ready -_-
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5072 on: February 28, 2010, 02:58:33 pm »

granted, but it is so buggy it's unplayable


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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5073 on: February 28, 2010, 03:04:17 pm »

Granted, but it screws up perfectly good text just like in your posted wish.

I wish Scamps would eat all the bugs
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Akhier the Dragon hearted

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5074 on: February 28, 2010, 04:21:49 pm »

Granted but he adopted someone else and left!

I wish that I could eat as much pizza as I want whenever.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5075 on: February 28, 2010, 05:22:27 pm »

Granted but you eat so much pizza that you explode!

I wish I didn't have a project due tommorow that I haven't even started yet!
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To dine on a pizza, with cheese,
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5076 on: February 28, 2010, 05:39:44 pm »

granted it was due yesterday.

I wish that everyday was the weekend.
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So it seems I accidentally put my canteen in my wheelbarrow and didn't notice... and then I got really thirsty... so right before going to sleep I go to take a swig from my canteen and... end up snorting a line of low-grade meth.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5077 on: February 28, 2010, 07:18:05 pm »

Granted. Now everyone has to work on weekends. Thanks alot.

I wish my cousins would come to visit.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5078 on: February 28, 2010, 08:42:00 pm »

Granted. Your cousin recently became insane, and drugs you, rapes you, and gives birth to an inbred child. You want to abandon the horrible mistake, but can't due to a newly passed law, and the horror of it all gets to you...
*BANG*
I wish Cave Story Wii wouldn't be the exact same thing as Cave Story PC.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5079 on: February 28, 2010, 09:22:26 pm »

Granted, it is now completely different and pissed off fans destroy the world.

I wish that I did not have to go to school tommorow.
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A catgirl, whom oft it would please
To dine on a pizza, with cheese,
Thought it was quite fine
To be partly feline,
Excepting the hairballs and fleas.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5080 on: February 28, 2010, 09:37:09 pm »

Granted, you get suspended for playing hooky.
I wish my Wii wasn't broken.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5081 on: February 28, 2010, 10:49:30 pm »

Granted, it isn't broken but it's not exactly yours anymore.

I wish my computer could run dwarf fortress at an acceptable speed.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5082 on: February 28, 2010, 10:58:56 pm »

Granted, it is now running at a speed acceptable to this man. Your speed in measured in frames per eon.

I wish I had less homework.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5083 on: March 01, 2010, 12:23:52 am »

granted.

Your dog dies from hunger.

I wish I owned a private jet.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5084 on: March 01, 2010, 12:57:48 am »

Granted. You can't afford the jet fuel.

I wish my tongue doesn't hurt.
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