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silhouette

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #4995 on: February 11, 2010, 01:13:44 am »
granted but now the ozone layer is fully changed into 100% carbon. (not carbon dioxide, just carbon...)

I wish for it to be the age of the playstation 1 again...
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LeoLeonardoIII

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« Reply #4996 on: February 11, 2010, 01:41:54 am »
Granted. But you are 98 years old and don't have TIME for them vijda games!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #4997 on: February 11, 2010, 01:50:52 am »
I wish for a HUGE burrito.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #4998 on: February 11, 2010, 01:52:42 am »
Granted.It gives you a HUGE heart attack.

I wish I had a stapler that folded outward, you know the kind.
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« Reply #4999 on: February 11, 2010, 02:22:24 am »
granted but you accidently stab your eyes out by tripping onto it.

I wish that i had your eyeballs in a jar on the table and nothing bad ever happened to my eyes.
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« Reply #5000 on: February 11, 2010, 05:03:32 am »
Granted, but the eyes become enchanted and follow you around the room, distured by this you try to move away from the jar but you slip and crack your head open on the desk.

I wish that I could programe an awesome game.
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LeoLeonardoIII

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5001 on: February 11, 2010, 12:07:26 pm »
Granted, but it's exactly 3 seconds long.

I wish people would play my Expedition game that's currently languishing on Page 2 :/
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5002 on: February 11, 2010, 06:55:50 pm »
Granted. Really.
Also, page 2? It's on 11 or something for me.

I wish I could live longer.
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« Reply #5003 on: February 11, 2010, 10:08:15 pm »
Granted you can live till 10000000000...
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But the next second you are mowed down by a train.


I wish i was maximum power!
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« Reply #5004 on: February 11, 2010, 10:13:33 pm »
IT'S OVER 9000!!

You are killed by the power detector thingee blowing up.

I wish for a power detector thingee.
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LeoLeonardoIII

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5005 on: February 11, 2010, 10:18:03 pm »
Granted. It detects this thread's power as OVER FIVE THOUSAAAND!!!

I wish more people realized how lame and wrung-out some shows are.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5006 on: February 11, 2010, 10:24:34 pm »
Granted. Everyone realizes how lame and wrung-out your favorite shows are. They lose all their funding. You kill yourself in a fit of depression.

I wish I had some Sunny D.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5007 on: February 11, 2010, 10:29:31 pm »
Granted, but you have to buy that pee-stick after you've marked it.

I wish Garfunkel was as cool as Oates.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #5008 on: February 11, 2010, 10:49:13 pm »
Quote from: LeoLeonardoIII on February 11, 2010, 10:29:31 pm
Granted, but you have to buy that pee-stick after you've marked it.

Wh-what?

Granted. Both of them become lame. Also, they're not cool anymore. :P

I wish I could dream lucidly.
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LeoLeonardoIII

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« Reply #5009 on: February 11, 2010, 11:42:19 pm »
Granted. You never wake up, and wither away to nothing!

If you die in the Matrix, you die in real life
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