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[LeoLeonardoIII]

TRULY IT IS THE DREAMS OF MAN THAT DIVIDE US FROM THE LOWLY BEAST OR FOWL

[Cheddarius]

HOW POIGNANT MY DEAR SIR

[LeoLeonardoIII]

INDUBIDABLY

*monocle!*

I WISH FOR A BRACING GAME OF TACTICUS

[Cheddarius]

FISH AND CHIPS, OLD BEAN, FISH AND CHIPS
I PROPOSE THAT I CREATE SAID GAME AND WE RESUME PLAY IN ABOUT, SAY, A SCORE MINUS FOUR HOURS
THE AFOREMENTIONED GAME, PRESUMABLY BRACING, IS HERE

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Hah you didn't corrupt my wish!

Delightful

I wish for several bottles of Ginger Ale!

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted. You are given a shipment of Ginger Ale: Esscence of Gingers
It is made from 100% Ginger Souls and Ginger Hair.

I wish for more Apple Streudel Pop-Tarts

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. I come over and OM NOM NOM them all and drink all your soda too.

I wish I had a magic box that would allow me to communicate with other people so long as they also have a magic box.

[Alexhans]

Granted, that will be your only way of communication when you go blind and stranded in a deserted island full of aggressive woodpeckers.

I wish I could manipulate the time with total, master control as if it was a DVD player or something. 

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted, but you can't get it to stop flashing 12:00, the remote has batteries that cannot be invented, and it's region-incompatible with this multiverse.

I wish olives were big enough for me to stick my fingers in. I can get my pinkie in one, but the rest of the fingers just split the olive into tiny delicious slivers.

They should be those delicious red pepper ... uh ... burgundy olives. Yum yums.

[Yarnspinner]

 Granted.. but now your fingers are forever stuck in olives.. that happen to be floating a gin martini.. that happens to be solidly attached a table in a night club in los vegas..  Wayne Newton is on a three week long set.

  I wish for a giant weightless magnet.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. It is located in the center of the Moon.

I wish for a laptop for my lap top.

[BKWM]

Granted, Your lap top ignores you from now on playing dwarf fortress on it.

I wish that Toady would hurry up with the new version.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. It comes out broken and he works another 1.8 years to get the next release out.

EDIT: Sure wish I would remember to wish on these ...

[BKWM]

Granted. You wish for stupid stuff.

I wish the new update wasn't broken.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. By design, the game becomes real-time. Which means a tick is 1 hour. Enjoy your megaproject. And everything becomes hardcoded, of course.