Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Cheddarius]

PSHHEEEEEW BLAM BLAM EVERYONE DIES

I wish I had some grapefruit.

[Phantom]

Granted- Oh god Janet is after you. RUN.

I wish that every time someone says cat a cat comes out of nowhere and flies into their faces.

[Cheddarius]

Granted. All your friends trick you at least three times a day into naming our feline friends. You are constantly assaulted in the face by toms of all varieties.

I wish for some cake.

[Phantom]

Granted- No, no, It can't be...
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!

I wish for Global Thermonuclear War.

[xdarkcodex]

Granted.
You get your Global ther-ther-therm... whatever war and all you countries turn on you and you died.

I wish for monkeys the size of peanuts.

[Cheddarius]

Granted. They are all over you, biting and scratching. They are like massive ferocious ants. With cyanide.

I wish I had some Dr. Pepper.

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted. You are assigned a psychiatric doctor named Pepper.
He is terrible at his job.

I wish Scratch wasn't so hard for beginners

[Phantom]

Granted, it is only slightly less harder though.


I wish I slapped you so hard your grand children will be mentally disabled.

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted. But that means you have to slap my penis. Ew.

I wish I knew how to make my sprite jump in Scratch

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. It jumps way over the menu bar at the top of the screen and lands in someone else's monitor.

.I wish I wish I.

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted. It jumps way over the menu bar at the top of the screen and lands in someone else's monitor.

EVERYTHING WENT BETTER THAN EXPECTED

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. It jumps way over the menu bar at the top of the screen and lands in someone else's monitor.

EVERYTHING WENT BETTER THAN EXPECTED

MY SATISFACTION IS CURRENTLY UNDERSTATED

[Cheddarius]

BY STATING THAT YOUR SATISFACTION IS CURRENTLY UNDERSTATED YOU NULLIFY THE STATEMENT

[LeoLeonardoIII]

THE LEVEL OF MY SATISFACTION EXCEEDS THE AMOUNT PREVIOUSLY STATED. IT CONTINUES TO INCREASE. WHO KNOWS WHEN IT WILL END.

[Cheddarius]

THE LIMIT OF YOUR SATISFACTION MAY BE INFINITY AS TIME APPROACHES INFINITY
HOWEVER THIS IS IMPROBABLY AS YOUR MIND IS FINITE AND CAN ONLY CONTAIN SO MANY ENDORPHINS
NEVERTHELESS
A MAN CAN DREAM