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[Alexhans]

you can invert it, dude... it doesn't make sense...

You're saying that a 42 K marathon will feel like a small walk that will feel like a 42 k marathon...

G_G

[LeoLeonardoIII]

No, I'm saying that you wished for A to feel like B. Essentially, A does not equal B, and you want A to equal B.
I can do that by changing A or I can do that by changing B. I changed A, even though you wanted me to change B.

A = the small walk
B = the 42k walk

It's like saying "I wish this water tasted like soda!" and me changing soda so it tastes like water. Your wish is granted, but not in the way you intended.

[Cheddarius]

Yeah. It's like saying "I wish I was as rich as Bill Gates" and suddenly Bill Gates is broke.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Although depending on your feelings about Windows ME and Vista, perhaps the outcome isn't so undesirable in either case.

[Rozenbuddy]

I wish cranberries fell from the sky.

[Cheddarius]

Granted. They are toxic, highly volatile, and all aimed at you.

I wish I had more time.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. You are wrongly accused of molesting a pistol magazine and are sent to prison. You got nothin' but time now buddy.

I wish for several bags of flaming hot cheetos and jalapeno tim's chips, with a nice bowl of cool spinach dip.

[Phantom]

Granted, but you seem to have no mouth. Hrm.

I wish for raining shovels.

[Alexhans]

Ok, wish granted.  But all you just said will be a synonym for "nothing" in a new world you'll be in...

funny?  eh?  inverting stuff?

I wish people were creative in forum games.

[Cheddarius]

Granted. You are banned from the forums forever.

I wish the games I'm in would move faster.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted, they move so fast you can't keep up and Squeegy takes control of them >

I wish for some more Simpsons references around here.

[Cheddarius]

Granted. You trip and fall into an abyss filled with hundreds of lusty tentacle demons. While you fall, you scream "D'OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!"

I wish I could work faster.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. You work at twice the normal speed. You age at ten times the normal speed due to the strain.

I wish I could sculpt and cast my own plastic miniatures

[Cheddarius]

Oh man. I could totally make a lewd joke here.

Anyway, you manage to only cast miniature Cthulhus. They drive you and everyone you know insane. You all throw yourselves off cliffs.

I wish someone would make a Dwarf Fortress forum game.
Screw it, I will.
Eventually.

[Phantom]

Granted, but Toady sues you for copyright infringement.

I wish for INCOMING SHOVELS!