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[Tradanbattlan]

Granted. Or at least, I wish.

I wish  -someone- could host Adventure Company.

[Cheddarius]

That doesn't make any sense.

[lordnincompoop]

Granted. You recieve nothing. Boo on you Cheddarius! 

I wish for :tower:

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted, but it is a !!:tower:!! and you are chained to the side of it for all eternity. Every sunrise a fireproof vulture swoops in and rips out your heart, but you grow it back over the course of the day. In all, it's a pretty lousy situation and you're rather unhappy about it.

I wish for !!Water!! that cannot burn me!

[Hungry]

Granted you have Alcohol, but you drop it and it spreads into a rug.

I wish for 4 1337 cat.

[Keita]

Granted, but then a group of pansy elves befriend you.

I wish I wasn't ill.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted, instead of being ill, 41,337 catalogues arrive at your door. They are all for bad products that nobody would buy for themselves, so they are marketed as "gifts" and "party supplies". You are billed for removing them to the city dump and it costs you several thousand dollars. A fly buzzes out of your empty wallet, which symbolizes you possessing no more money. You wear a faded plain brown tracksuit with mustard and barbecue sauce stains, which symbolizes you possessing no more goods.

^{I wish this text were a little bigger}

[Hungry]

Granted you shrink making the text appear bigger.

I wish for an axe to chop down my elven friends trees.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted but it is dull and rusty. You hack harder and harder and the handle breaks. The axe head slices your leg and the trees they laaaugh and laugh.

You have:
Broken axe handle
Bloody axe head

It is 1 PM on the 1st of February. It is cold and cloudy and windy.
You are in Poor health.
You have 2 wishes.

>

[Cheddarius]

> ride tree like mechanical bull

[LeoLeonardoIII]

in the face to establish dominance

EDIT: I wish we could keep the old memes around for the benefit of people who haven't enjoyed them yet, rather than dismissing them in order to make way for the newer memes that are more desirable simply because they're new.

[Cheddarius]

All your face are belong to us?
That's pretty old.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. You get nothing.

I wish I had more time in the day to write what I wanna write!

[Alexhans]

Granted, you'll become paraplegic after a car accident and will have lots of time.

I'd like to run a 42 k marathon and feel as if it had been just a small walk.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. Whenever you take a small walk it feels like you just ran a 42k marathon.

I wish the car accident would give me car-related superpowers