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[kilakan]

you get pie, or rather PI, and are forced to compute the equaition for the rest of your number controlled life.

I wish for the world to end in the most creative way possible.

[xdarkcodex]

Granted.
Everybody dies.

I wish for explosive pigs.

[kilakan]

I said CREATIVE, just dieing isn't creative, having your souls ripped from your bones to make a toothpick for a very small child, with overwhelming powers is creative, simply dieing is not.

[silhouette]

granted.

The explosive pigs are ingested by every creature on the planet, due to their "explosive" taste everything cant resist it...
And then once everything has ingested the explosive pigs they explode... killing everything on the planet...


I wish for the post below me to now exist.

[kilakan]

This post is false.

[xdarkcodex]

I wish the post above me was true.

[silhouette]

I wish the post above me to not exist.

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted. After a long and arduous journey, you become an admin and remove that post.
Then are banned for removing posts without a good reason.

I wish I had more Pop-Tarts.

[Cheddarius]

Granted. They are delicious Fecal Matter Flavor.

I wish things would stay pretty much the same from now.

[lordnincompoop]

Granted. Everything and everyone named "thing" stays the same from now. However, as the majority of objects in teh universe are not named thing, your with is insignificant.

I insert into this threatening thread an angry aspiration for four fortunate hopelessly humourless humans passionately pursuing pleasure to terrifyingly, totally expire, existence expunged.

[Cheddarius]

Granted. You die too, doncha know.

I wish I could read faster.

[lordnincompoop]

Granted. You have now forgotten how to write.

I wish for more gold.

[Cheddarius]

Granted. You get 3 gold in WoW. Hurray.

I wish I had telekinetic powers.

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted. But they are so weak, the only things you can lift have to be lighter than a plastic fork.

I wish I had more gum.

[Cheddarius]

Granted. Your gums expand to the size of houses. The rapid expansion blasts your jaw off of your face and your gums smash through your brain, killing you.

I wish you'd host Adventure Company. Or at least try, because nobody else can get it to work.