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[xdarkcodex]

wish granted, you now work at procrastinating.

granted no wish again?silhouette you forgot to make a wish again.

I wish zombies where real.

[silhouette]

i know i am.

wish granted.

but theyre 24 days/weeks later zombies.


i wish for LCS to be completed.

[Keita]

Granted, but it's awesomeness makes peoples heads explode so no one can enjoy it for they are all dead.

I wish I didn't need to sleep.

[silhouette]

granted but you die two seconds later from forgetting to eat.

i wish for the wish fish.

[A Dwarven Smokeologist]

Granted.

You wake up and find a wish fish in your pocket, however it also comes with a fail whale which negates any wish you make.

I wish I for 2010 to be the year we make contact.

[Huesoo]

Granted all the phones finally start working.

I wish that my skills at Warcraft 3 were better.

(sillhouette you should reply to every post wabadict makes on this thread, youll be great friends!)

[kilakan]

Granted, but you become so good that no one else evers plays the game again, the company goes backrupt, and your game stops working.

I wish that wishes came in a drinkable format for everyone!

And I know what Warcraft 3 is, and they make money off of adds, so if no one plays on Bnet, they make no money, I also know they made WoW, but I hate that shit and wish anyone who plays it would burnnnn.

[Huesoo]

Granted there main componant is cyanide

I wish you knew what Warcraft 3 is and that another forum poster would know how to capatalize,punctuate and spell.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. He knew what WC3 is, then forgot. His current level of knowledge is exactly as it was before you wished.

Second, another forum poster does know how to capitalize, punctuate, and spell. It's obviously not you because you didn't put a space after your comma. Nobody knows who it is. Could it be ... Aqizzaur?

I wish Aqizzuar would post more often 

[xdarkcodex]

Granted
But all his post are spam and he eventually gets banned.

I wish everybody was awesome!

[kilakan]

Everybody becomes awesome, however since everybody is then it is considered normal and boring.

I wish that there was a Matrix, but it is actually DF.

[Cheddarius]

Granted. You become a dwarf living in the world of DF through virtual reality. Five seconds in, you hear the call to arms. "An ambush has come! Curse them!" Veteran axedwarves rush through the halls and grab clownite equipment from the barracks, running out the door and charging at the goblin menace. You watch in awe from the parapets, and soon marksdwarves join you, grimly firing hundreds of bolts into the fray. The goblins are quickly hacked to pieces, and you rejoice in the might of your fortress's milit- what's that?
Wait a minute...
Is that...
A ROPE REED SOCK?!!?!?

You throw caution to the wind, bounding out the door to get to the prize. You are bowled over by a Goblin Wrestler. As you struggle against him, a hammergoblin smashes your head to pulp. You are dead.

I wish my work was more enjoyable.

[Strife26]

Granted. Sadly, your pay gets cut too.


I wish that I got promoted to Waiter.

[xdarkcodex]

Granted
But you fail at your new job position you got fired.

I wish dinosaurs are dead.

[Cheddarius]

Granted. You are suddenly attacked by vengeful zombie dinosaurs.

I wish that I had some pie.