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silhouette

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #4875 on: January 28, 2010, 09:39:46 pm »
wish granted, your super awsome coolant pencils have been injected into your ear.

i wish for the cake to not be a lie
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# PowerGoal49, SCREAM BALL, (Future): Trolls take the captives and see if they can throw them all the way over the chasm to each other.
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SCREW EVERYTHING ELSE! I WANT THIS!

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« Reply #4876 on: January 28, 2010, 09:41:26 pm »
Ooops, I forgot to make a wish. My apologies.

Granted. It is real, and made of mustard gas. Yay.

I wish there was a court that had an immense, complex supercomputer that decided who was right. And it was never wrong.
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« Reply #4877 on: January 28, 2010, 09:47:02 pm »
Granted. It determines that it is always right, therefore all involved in the trial are wrong and deserve the death sentence. It's name is HAL.

I wish I had the power to conjure cake from nothing.
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Quote from: Aqizzar on July 17, 2010, 09:28:09 pm
From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second.  Thanks again, Mad Max.

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« Reply #4878 on: January 28, 2010, 09:51:25 pm »
Granted. With your new physics-breaking powers come exciting new frontiers in physics, such as the Total Entropy Is Now In Five Minutes Guys Theorem and the Oh God We're All Going To Die hypothesis.

I wish I had some tasty steak.
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silhouette

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« Reply #4879 on: January 28, 2010, 10:28:43 pm »
granted but its poisionous and you cant resist eating it.
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# PowerGoal49, SCREAM BALL, (Future): Trolls take the captives and see if they can throw them all the way over the chasm to each other.
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SCREW EVERYTHING ELSE! I WANT THIS!

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« Reply #4880 on: January 28, 2010, 10:37:37 pm »
I died happy.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #4881 on: January 28, 2010, 10:46:56 pm »
granted, you die.

I wish for something that I will enjoy, and that will not harm me, or ever break.

Quote from: Cheddarius on January 28, 2010, 09:51:25 pm
Granted. With your new physics-breaking powers come exciting new frontiers in physics, such as the Total Entropy Is Now In Five Minutes Guys Theorem and the Oh God We're All Going To Die hypothesis.
Technically I think that power would reverse entropy, but I digress...
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Quote from: Aqizzar on July 17, 2010, 09:28:09 pm
From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second.  Thanks again, Mad Max.

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« Reply #4882 on: January 28, 2010, 10:59:10 pm »
Granted. You get a copy of Pac-Man. You play it for a few minutes, then get bored. Suddenly, a rabid Pac-Man fanatic burns down your house with you in it to try to get at it. He robs you and you die in agony.

I wish I had some sort of oh wait I can just bookmark them lols
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« Reply #4883 on: January 28, 2010, 11:17:14 pm »
Granted. You bookmark all of your animal porn.

I wish I had a gun grafted on to my arm.
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silhouette

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« Reply #4884 on: January 28, 2010, 11:41:21 pm »
granted but you die of carp infection.

i wish the elephants were back
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# PowerGoal49, SCREAM BALL, (Future): Trolls take the captives and see if they can throw them all the way over the chasm to each other.
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SCREW EVERYTHING ELSE! I WANT THIS!

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« Reply #4885 on: January 28, 2010, 11:49:23 pm »
Granted. They... well, it isn't pretty.

I wish Firefox wasn't so strange.

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« Reply #4886 on: January 29, 2010, 12:16:13 am »
granted you now use internet explorer.
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SCREW EVERYTHING ELSE! I WANT THIS!

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« Reply #4887 on: January 29, 2010, 01:57:57 am »
Granted you get nothing lol.

I wish I can invent a doomsday device.
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« Reply #4888 on: January 29, 2010, 02:03:37 am »
Granted. However, it costs trillions of dollars. Dollars that you don't have. Dollars that were stolen by muggers.

I wish I procrastinated less.
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« Reply #4889 on: January 29, 2010, 02:24:16 am »
wish granted, you now work at procrastinating.
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# PowerGoal49, SCREAM BALL, (Future): Trolls take the captives and see if they can throw them all the way over the chasm to each other.
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SCREW EVERYTHING ELSE! I WANT THIS!
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