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Tradanbattlan

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #4860 on: January 28, 2010, 05:46:51 pm »
Granted. But they're mixed incorrectly so the cookie tastes terrible.

I wish for a banana
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« Reply #4861 on: January 28, 2010, 06:19:57 pm »
Granted, attached to the banana is a very angry monkey,

I wish for a bat.
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« Reply #4862 on: January 28, 2010, 06:58:58 pm »
granted but it sucks out all your blood.

i wish for a banana
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# PowerGoal49, SCREAM BALL, (Future): Trolls take the captives and see if they can throw them all the way over the chasm to each other.
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SCREW EVERYTHING ELSE! I WANT THIS!

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« Reply #4863 on: January 28, 2010, 07:39:21 pm »
Granted. It materializes inside your brain, killing you instantly.

I wish for some juice.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #4864 on: January 28, 2010, 07:41:48 pm »
Granted. But when you try to drink it, it moves away from your mouth

I wish for some rocks that are light enough to throw at someone and will shatter on impact.
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« Reply #4865 on: January 28, 2010, 07:51:14 pm »
Granted. You hurl rocks at people you dislike. The police try to arrest you, but you throw rocks at them too. Special Ops are called in with riot shields and gun you down with automatic rifles.

I wish I had some orange-flavored TicTacs.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #4866 on: January 28, 2010, 07:53:30 pm »
Granted. They taste just like the color orange. You try to comprehend the taste, but you just arent high enough. Your head explodes.

I wish people would stop bitching about Haiti
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« Reply #4867 on: January 28, 2010, 08:27:18 pm »
Granted. All aid is halted. Unfortunately, so much has been sent that Haiti has developed into a first-world country and sends an army of forty thousand modern troops to administer the beatdown upon you.

I wish I was high enough to comprehend the taste of orange.
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« Reply #4868 on: January 28, 2010, 08:41:36 pm »
Granted. You are high in every possible meaning of the word. Congratulations on being the first human satellite!

I wish I had cake.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #4869 on: January 28, 2010, 08:43:44 pm »
Granted. but the cake is rigged and it catches on fire before your eyes.

I wish i didn't wish that I wished.
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« Reply #4870 on: January 28, 2010, 08:48:29 pm »
wish granted at the cost of your sanity.

I wish for the giant tortus.
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# PowerGoal49, SCREAM BALL, (Future): Trolls take the captives and see if they can throw them all the way over the chasm to each other.
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« Reply #4871 on: January 28, 2010, 08:51:24 pm »
Granted
But my meaning of giant and your meaning of giant are completely different and the tortoise is bigger than the universe it self and causes another big bang killing us all.

I wish for my sanity back along with a lost dog of mine.
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« Reply #4872 on: January 28, 2010, 08:53:51 pm »
Granted. They return only to slap you very hard and leave immediately.

I wish for some cool pencils.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #4873 on: January 28, 2010, 09:07:33 pm »
Quote from: xdarkcodex on January 28, 2010, 08:43:44 pm
Granted. but the cake is rigged and it catches on fire before your eyes.
My cake was a lie!!! :'(

Granted. They are precisely 1 degree Kelvin. And never warm up. Ever.

I wish I had a normal cake.
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Quote from: Aqizzar on July 17, 2010, 09:28:09 pm
From this thread, I learned that video cameras have a dangerosity of 60 kiloswords per second.  Thanks again, Mad Max.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #4874 on: January 28, 2010, 09:10:05 pm »
Man I have just discovered SUPER AWESOME COOLANT PENCILS. I will be the richest man on the planet!

Granted. Nearby, a six-year-old little boy's cake goes missing. His hulking NSA parents advance on you menacingly.
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