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[Tradanbattlan]

Granted. They level the ground at an alarming rate now.

I wish this pen had more ink, wasnt broken and wouldnt use all of the ink at once.

[Cheddarius]

Granted. You forget what you were going to write.

I wish things would stay the same, if only for a while.

[Keita]

Granted, but that means Today couldn't work on the DF release for that amount of time.

I wish my laptop wouldn't eat my FPS

[Rozenbuddy]

Granted. It drinks it.

I wish the makers of "Avatar" the movie had more creativity.
(compare avatar and pocahontas)

[webadict]

Granted. The movie is played backwards.

I wish I had a bo staff.

[Keita]

Granted, but it is a replica of the first ones ever made which were made out of stone.

I wish I had a job.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. You are employed as an elephant breeder, which is a lot more disgusting and dangerous than being a pokemon breeder.

(This is a job where if you are not careful you might get knocked out by a solid smack from the elephant's willy)

I wish Toady had a chalet in the forest where he can work on DF while being pampered by a staff of cute maids, and Scamps can frolic around and harrass the groundskeeper.

[webadict]

Granted. Hope you love wearing a maid uniform and being attacked by a cat.

I wish nobody had the gum disease Gingivitis.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted, instead they have the gun disease Penetritis.

I wish you hadn't made that commercial run through my brain!

[Huesoo]

Granted http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_-9QFvhQWo

I wish I could spit fire

[Cheddarius]

Granted. You are assaulted by a group of thugs, who fill your mouth with gasoline, set it on fire, and run. You cough and hack, spewing out flaming gas, but it's no use - your mouth is already charred and burned, and the greasy gasoline sticks to you. You scream in agony as the fire consumes you, then finally fall to the ground, dead.

I wish I had moar archers.

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted. You have them, but they're on the enemy's side.

I wish I could perform the Thriller dance.

[Cheddarius]

Then I don't really have them in any sense, do I?

Granted. You do it so well you're mistaken for the real thing. Michael Jackson fans leap on you and rip you to pieces, trying to get a souvenir +Michael Jackson chunk+ for their kiddies.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. (nothing)

I wish for seventeen slices of mouthwatering pizza.

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted. You drown in your own saliva.

I wish I wasn't Micheal Jackson.