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[Huesoo]

Granted but they hire somebody to go to your home and castrate you with a rusty butter knife.

I wish I had a unlimited WAR account.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted but any computer you use cannot run or access it. And you forgot the account password and they will not give you a new one.

I wish I had this week off :/

[Huesoo]

Granted you have no friends to hang out with.

I wish I had my sweet mustache back.

[inteuniso]

Granted. It turns around and rips itself off. It gained sentience.

I wish I could have a really fun RPG to play.

[Huesoo]

Granted you download the WAR free trial.

I wish I had a computer to use my WAR account

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted. The computer uses it and doesnt give you a turn.

I wish I could noclip.

[dragnar]

Granted. You noclip into the center of the earth and are instantly burnt to a crisp.

I wish I had pizza.

[Rozenbuddy]

Granted. However it has no sauce, cheese, or any topping whatsoever.

I wish for infinite wishes.

[Cheddarius]

Granted. Naturally, they're all corrupted.

I wish the traders would bring me some tin or iron ore.

[100killer9]

Granted. It's all in blocks though.
I wish I could cage underwater creatures more easily.

[mission0]

Granted but they die as soon as you pull them from the water

I wish I was magic

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted. You become magic, but without a corperal form. I absorb you.

I wish for more ink for this pen.

[Cheddarius]

Granted. Your pen breaks.

I wish my dwarves were smarter.

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted. They tear open a portal through your monitor and climb out, then take over the world.
They atom smash all humans.

I wish this pen wasnt broken.

[Cheddarius]

Granted. You immediately run out of ink.

I wish my siege operators would level faster.