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[mainiac]

Granted, you no longer like tea.

I wish people would stop doing massive text dumps in this topic.

[inteuniso]

Granted.

Due to the fact that you wished this, however, corrupt-a-wish becomes boring and decrepit like your mother, and as you read post after post of "GRAnTed uR deAd 4 teH LoLLZ ROFLCOPTER", you decide that this life, and this forum, has gone full retard. You do not like people going full retard. You take a balloon, blow it out, tie it into a rope, and try to hang yourself. Unfortunately, the balloon breaks.

You become a raging alcoholic to cope with Bay12 and life going full retard. One night in Mickey O'Malley's, you feel a sharp pain in your abdomen. You collapse, unconscious. You wake up 8 hours later, to hear that your liver burst from digesting so much alcohol. You should be dead because of alcohol poisoning.

Screaming, you jump out the Hospital window. You're on the 8th floor.

Two nurses are walking outside, enjoying the sunny day. They discuss the news, what happened between Brock and Sydney in the soap opera, and which doctor has the best- THUMP. The body, having a large amount of kinetic energy, bounces up again after hitting the ground. Blood, hair, and bone fragments splatter the sidewalk. The body lands in some bushes.

You're dead!

[mainiac]

I wish I lived near a bar named Mickey O'Malley's.

[Cheddarius]

I wish people would stop doing massive text dumps in this topic.

Aw. I thought people liked them...

I mean,

I wish more wishes were corrupted like this

and

I wish ALL wishes were corrupted like that, in insanely verbose ways!

...
But I have been spamming nuclear winter a lot lately. Maybe I should varietize my repertoire.

[Huesoo]

I wish that my zombiesonichumanfurrieallraceschildren to enslave the ork race we found on mars

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted. You successfully enslave them. The racial tension rises between the two of you, when the orcs finally rebel and rip off many of your offspring's heads.

I wish for a new set of house keys. For my house.

[Huesoo]

Granted a crazed maniac shoots of both of your hands and burns down your house.

I want my children to breed with the ork population and increase my army size.

[Cheddarius]

Granted. You create hideous fighting Uruk-Hai. Then, they rebel again and kill you.

I wish I was happier.

[dragnar]

Granted. Your army grows so large that there is no longer enough food to support them, causing the entire army to starve to death. Including you.

Ninja'd...

Granted. Ignorance is bliss, and you have no knowledge of the meteor that is on a collision course with your house.

I wish for Huesoo to move on to something new with his wishes.

[inteuniso]

Granted.

He wishes that something will kill you. He gets a pure wish for the first time.

[Huesoo]

Granted he goes on to wish about stuff

I wish I didnt have genital herpes.

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted. Now you have enflamed Hemorrhoids

I wish Spore wasn't so boring.

[Cheddarius]

Granted. It's now Real-Life Spore, filled with excitement! You are suddenly attacked by eighty-seven carnivorous penis creatures.

I wish I had Spore.

[Sensei]

Granted. You're disappointed by how overly simplistic it is. Then you download Blender.

I wish I knew which version of GUI StudioMDL to download.

[Cheddarius]

Granted; they all suck, but one sucks slightly less. Then again, it still attaches to your face and eats your brains.

I wish Steam wouldn't make me buy games to friend people. What's up with that?