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[Kagus]

Granted.  You are now able to understand just how bad it is.

I wish for three more wishes.

[Bien]

Granted, but that wish takes up a THOUSAND wishes.
I wish for some hair gel.

[ April 30, 2008: Message edited by: Bien ]

[Impending Doom]

Granted. As soon as you put it in your hair, it hardens to a concrete-like consistency, freezing your hair in place. When you step out the door, a small gust of wind causes all of your hair to shatter, leaving you bald.

I wish I had time to work on my book.

[Bien]

Granted, you become stuck to your chair, and all you can do is write, you don't need to eat, drink, sleep, or do anything else for that matter. You just keep on writing on to infinity.
I wish my phone will stop ringing.

[Kagus]

Granted, you die.

I wish I'd wished a wishy-washy wish.

[Bien]

I think you mean you want to be in a bath or something so here goes.
Granted, you are in a bathtub with a bubblebath, you fall asleep and drown.
I wish I had some money.

[Cthulhu]

Granted, you have two pennies.

I wish I had a chessboard, on the first square was an American dollar, the second square 2 American Dollars, the third four American dollars, fourth 8 American dollars and so on and so forth for each square on the chessboard.

[Armok]

Granted, due to being stacked so hight on such a little surface they form a very unstable tower which collapse and crush you.
It also causes huge inflation.

I wish for infinite perfect wisdom and truth.

[Cthulhu]

Granted, you receive a math textbook.

I wish for a check for money.

ALL THE MONEY

[Helmaroc]

Granted, but taxes take off a good 97 percent, and the bank takes 2 percent, and then the bank is robbed, and you get nothing.

[Kagus]

Including the next wish.

[Helmaroc]

I wish for a pet cow that didn't do anything. (Dying is doing something)

[Cthulhu]

Granted, it doesn't do anything, and existing is something.

I wish Left 4 Dead came out today, complete, free, perfectly optimized, and everyone had it, ever.  Even kids in Darfur.

[SHAD0Wdump]

granted,everyone has it,but not everyone can play it(you don't think everyone also has the appropriate consoles right?)resulting in many burning and attempting to eat the copies,due to the nature of the cases design many deaths ensue.Good going captain mallawow.

I wish my foot would stop sweating so often.
EDIT:woewoewoe,wtf??? you guys are doing this too fast...
EDIT:again,ok so it seems the 20th tab didn't appear,lemme see what I can do to manipulate the wish...

[ April 30, 2008: Message edited by: SHAD0Wdump ]

[ April 30, 2008: Message edited by: SHAD0Wdump ]

[Kagus]

I saw a PS2 on display in the Doha airport.  Along with a couple games I hadn't heard about for a few years.

I would like to point out that the Geneva passenger waiting zone was a cesspit compared with Doha.  Funny, eh?