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[100killer9]

Granted. Everyone reads until they starves.
I wish the next person corrupts this wish.

[Cheddarius]

Granted. Your wish is granted, and you subsequently explode into a pile of gore.

Worth it?


I wish this steak was less chewy.

[webadict]

Granted. It's made of you.

I wish you would stop having people explode. It's not funny nor is it original.

[Cheddarius]

Granted. I stop for about a minute. Then, you explode.

I wish I had a tower cap farm.

[webadict]

Granted. It explodes. Not so funny, is it?

I wish I could see sound.

[100killer9]

Granted. You are so high off the exorbiant amounts of LSD it took that you believe you are an orange while you are locked in a mental hospital for life.
I wish this wasn't so easy.

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted. You become the modern equivalent of Tantalus. Now, you cannot type on the keyboard without it moving away from you.

I wish for fourty three grains of sand.

[webadict]

Granted. They come hidden in 70,000,000 grains of rice.

I wish there were less answers.

[100killer9]

Granted. The unanswered questions drive you mad.
I wish I wasn't using a keyboard. Oh wait, I'm not.
I wish for horrible torture and death upon me.

[Phantom]

Granted, although you lost all feeling and sight and hearing long before the torture.
There was no pain.
No Suffering.
You are free.

I wish for GDI to suffer continual losses until we are finally wiped out by NOD.

[Rashilul]

Granted, the GDI and NOD get together for a RADICAL competition, featuring all your favorite minigames.
GDI loses like crazy till, in the surfing competition, their surfer suffers a MAJOR wipe out and NOD is declared the winner.

I wish coyotes would stop howling. It's scary.

[Phantom]

Granted, it is however because a bunch of Grey Wolves and Red Wolves ate them. I'd carry an M1 Garand if I were you.

I wish for GDI to suffer continual battles losses with NOD until the rest of GDI are killed or captured by NOD. By battle I mean things like GDI Titans fighting the Brotherhood of NODs troops.

[Hungry]

Granted but you'll never see it or hear about it, since you are marooned in a locked cabinet, until the GDI are forgotten about by the NOD.

I wish for a solid two pound block of beryllium (Look it up for best corruption).

Fixed to be more clearly corrupt.

[Phantom]

(My wish is technically not corrupted, because GDI has been taken down by NOD, which would mean I would have been dead too, if you don't get it look at my avatar)

[BigFatDwarf]

Grant'd. You recieve two pound block of pure beryllium near you, crushed into fine dust. As you examine it carefully, the wind blows and makes you pro-ana. (Good enough? It's as much as I could do using Wky)

I wish Phantom would limit usage of the C&C. Or at least make him visceroid.