Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Mylon]

Granted.  The horde of evil monkeys play Parcheesi all day and commit heinous and vile acts of cheating as they do so.

I wish my PC had much better graphics than my 360.

[Gaulgath]

Granted. You can now play NetHack at 65 FPS.

I wish my dwarves had food right now.  

[short_dwarf]

Granted but the food was poosoned and your dwarves died.

I wish broccolii never existed

[Mylon]

Granted.  Everyone uses radishes where they would have otherwise used broccoli.

I wish people would stop wishing for incorruptible wishes.

[Spelguru]

Granted, people stop wishing for incorruptable wishes for the next 5 minutes.

I wish I had a harem devoted to fulfilling every whim I have, of any type, and it should be filled with people I find beautiful. So no uglies! ... ... ... And it's somehow able to fund itself so I don't have to pay for it

[LordBucket]

quote:I wish I had a harem devoted to fulfilling every whim I have, of any type, and it should be filled with people I find beautiful. So no uglies! ... ... ... And it's somehow able to fund itself so I don't have to pay for it

Granted. Exactly like you requested, you had (past tense) this, but not anymore.

I wish for something truly horrible and unpleasant to happen to me.

[ April 20, 2007: Message edited by: LordBucket ]

[greywolf]

Granted, but then just as your life is about to fall apart, you accidentally solve everything again and you are back where you started.

I wish I could be stuck in an 18-year old's body forever.

[Mylon]

Granted.  You are transferred to the body of Timmy, an 18 year old parapalegic.  Upon Timmy's 19th birthday, you are transferred to the body of someone similarly disadvantaged.  This repeats endlessly.

I wish I could code like Toady (patience, knowledge, etc).

[4bh0r53n]

wish granted, you can now code like toady, but unfortunately your hands fell off, so you cant type

I wish that I had a horde of evil monkeys that obeyed my every order (and dont play board games/ card games)

[Xotes]

Wish granted. Unfortunately, the monkeys hijack your computer and delete everything on it out of sheer boredom.

I wish I had saved up enough money to buy that 360 (with games) that I was eying up.

[TotalPigeon]

Granted, but because you spent all your money on a 360 instead of donating it to Toady he goes bankrupt and we never ever get another update!

I wish Toady would clone himself so he could work on DF faster

[Cerej]

Granted, but now Toady no longer needs us to help find bugs, and he doesn't release any future updates.  He's far too busy playing a completed Dwarf Fortress with multiplayer against himself.

I wish that I could get a dwarf to engrave my basement floor with exceptional engravings (no masterpieces).

[4bh0r53n]

wish granted, unfortunately, he engraves all the walls as well, they are all engravings of doors, the exact size and shape of the entrance, so that when you walk in, the doof closes and you cant remember which way is out...

i wish that i was made overlord of the world... (mwahahahahaha)

[Gaulgath]

Granted. The French revolt shortly after. Despite the fact you have no army, they still take heavy losses to thrown rocks before overwhelming your fort and hanging you.

I wish my adventurers would stop dieing stupid deaths and get that damn Adamantine equipment I made.

[Xotes]

Wish granted. You build up a legendary everything dwarf. He goes inside the fortress and gets the Adamantine stuff, but is then ambushed by the giant Too Deep demon and is thrown into the chasm.

I wish that I knew how to actually play the game, and not die every ten minutes due to elephants.