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Huesoo

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #4425 on: January 09, 2010, 04:21:29 pm »
Granted your over 9000 pounds

I wish my mom would cook faster
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #4426 on: January 09, 2010, 04:22:46 pm »
NO HUESOO YOU CANNOT TAKE THIS FROM ME

Granted. You have long since decayed into the dirt. What few achievements you had in life, thousands of years old, are forgotten. No man mourns for you, or even remembers you - humanity has more important tasks than to think of one so long dead. You are nothing.

I wish I had some money.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #4427 on: January 09, 2010, 04:28:33 pm »
Granted. You rob a bank.

I wish I were a wizard.
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« Reply #4428 on: January 09, 2010, 04:34:43 pm »
Granted you are burnt for heresy

I wish the niptuck new episode will come faster
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #4429 on: January 09, 2010, 04:36:38 pm »
Granted but your in it and it dont end well for you.

I wish for more corrupt wishes.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #4430 on: January 09, 2010, 05:01:50 pm »
Granted. That's already the point of the game.

I wish I were a wizard that is not hated/attacked for any reason.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #4431 on: January 09, 2010, 05:56:29 pm »
Granted. You are messing with your staff and accidentally shoot a fireball at yourself, instantly melting your face and turning your brain into gray pudding.

I wish i had a 48" flatscreen TV on my wall
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #4432 on: January 09, 2010, 06:01:25 pm »
Granted. It's stuck permanently backwards.

I wish to play Red Rover.
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« Reply #4433 on: January 09, 2010, 06:16:45 pm »
Granted, But alas, you suffer dismemberment due to a successful opponent and you die.

I wish for the world to stop capitalising sentences.
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Hungry

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #4434 on: January 09, 2010, 06:37:03 pm »
Granted the world stops capitalizing but the people dont.

I wish for snow.
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tp12

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« Reply #4435 on: January 09, 2010, 06:39:45 pm »
Granted, you now live in the Netherlands, where everything turned to chaos because of it.

I wish wishwishshiwhwiweei.
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Alexhans

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #4436 on: January 09, 2010, 06:42:30 pm »
Granted... But the opium damages your brain beyond repair.

I wish some of my friends wouldn't live frigging far away from my house.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #4437 on: January 09, 2010, 06:45:46 pm »
Granted. Your house is now in the Mariana Trench. All your friends live there too. Well, they don't exactly live...

I wish I could live for 300 years.
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Morrigi

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« Reply #4438 on: January 09, 2010, 07:22:48 pm »
Granted, but all your limbs are severed after a mysterious incident involving an MRI, anti-aging medicine, a toothbrush, and 16 ball bearings.

I wish i had sashimi
WITHOUT strange contaminants please  :)
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #4439 on: January 09, 2010, 07:31:04 pm »
You have some Sashimi. Good for you. Oh wait, you forgot that the sashimi was made from the Alien from Alien.
Your stomach bursts open, killing you instantly.

I wish I could get the Grasstown theme from Cave Story out of my head, without any form of bodily or psychological harm.
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