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[Hungry]

Granted but their steampunk and weigh 100lbs each, you got heavy time there.

I wish for a meteor to destroy my asshole neighbor's car.

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted. I mean, it would be granted, but your neighbor most certainly does not look like an asshole.

I wish the joysick for my Pole Position game wasnt broke

[webadict]

Granted. It's filthy rich and leaves you for someone better.

I wish there were more x's in words.

[tp12]

Granted, the word "words" has now officially been replaced by the word "xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"
I wish my keyboard tasted better.

[Morrigi]

Granted, but it's now dirtier than your toilet seat.

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Actually, it probably is already 

I wish for a faster computer

[tp12]

granted, WOW, its fast now... and fleeing... so fast... aanndd it's gone. too bad for you.


I wish I had exactly three cubic centimetres of solid gold at room temperature appear out of nowhere exactly 5 centimetres left from my television on my desk at a normal molecular density.

[Tradanbattlan]

Yay, you have your gold... bits.
They fall all over the ground, and you spend forever trying to find them all.

I wish for another cup.

[Morrigi]

Granted, it's the size of a house, falls on your head, and crushes you.

I want a full sized,  *adamantine katana* to appear on my desk and NOT kill me.

[Hungry]

Granted but its in liquid state and pools on your desk.

I wish that I had body armor.

[tp12]

Granted but its in liquid state and pools on your desk.

I wish that I had body armor.

Your skin just turned to metal, cool, just, its the non bendy metalish type.

I wish I that *adamantine katana* pool.

[Cheddarius]

Granted, you that *adamantine katana* pool.

I wish people's wishes had perfect grammar.

[webadict]

Granted. They had it before you came along.

I wish I had a block of cheese.

[Huesoo]

Granted the cheese is so overripe that you cant bite into it.

I wish y'all would git over into mah super adventure.

[Cheddarius]

Already granted dude.

I wish I didn't make mistakes.

[webadict]

Granted. You never learn anything, either.

I wish I was over nine thousand.