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[Hungry]

Granted but once you know, you'll wish you didn't.

I wish for forum wide insanity.

[webadict]

narGedt!

I shwi orf snitya!

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted. Everyone is now sanitary.

I wish for chapstick that wont melt in the dryer.

[quinnr]

Granted. Everyone is now sanitary.

I wish for chapstick that wont melt in the dryer.

Granted, alas, it chaps your lips like a rock.
I wish for more emoticons. 

[Hungry]

Granted but only toady gets to use them.

I wish for a wish of fractality.

[612DwarfAvenue]

Granted, you explode in a fractal pattern.

I wish for Monty Python.

[Morrigi]

Granted, the entire series is embedded inside your roof.

I wish the new release of DF would come out within the next week.

[Hungry]

Granted but the strain on toady is to much and he gets sick AGAIN, hope your happy.

I wish for a lovely wood craving of dwarves being attacked by elves.

[Doomshifter]

Granted, but the elves are winning.

I wish that it wasn't so damn hot in Australia.

[webadict]

Granted. It sinks into the ocean.

I wish I had a crossbow.

[tp12]

Granted, but it misfires and breaks your monocle.

I wish my feet where attached backwards.

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted- You now have feet for hands.
Your hands, however, did not survive the transformation.

I wish the WiiWare Cave Story would come out already, jeeze.

[webadict]

Granted. You are transported 600 years into the future.

I wish for infinite wishes.

[tp12]

Granted. You are transported 600 years into the future.

I wish for infinite wishes.

Granted, but everything you say or think counts as a wish.

I wish I did not have to type using my feet.

[webadict]

Granted. You have to type with your tongue instead.

I wish I had a watch on each wrist.