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[Phantom]

Granted, but a side effect is that he is also a carrot.

I wish for Tradanbattlan to get away from the Komodo Dragon in time.

[Cheddarius]

Granted. He is then devoured by real dragons.

I wish I could have the 300-page GET on this thing.
Guys, this is a real issue. Someone awesome needs to have it. I'm a newbie, actually, so maybe not me...

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Banned for chan.

(That was almost too clever)

[Cheddarius]

Er.
I don't get it.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

GET started on 4Chan. Like many things. "for chan" = "4Chan". See?

[Cheddarius]

Ah, I see. That is indeed very clever.

I wish sleep was unnecessary.

[Tradanbattlan]

Wrong thread, Leo

Granted. Now everyone is incessantly crabby because they can't sleep.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

OOps!

Granted, but.

I wish.

[612DwarfAvenue]

Granted, you implode.

I wish for BLARRGHLEWARRGHLE.

[Cheddarius]

Wish graBLARRGHLEWARRGHLE.

I wish my plans worked.

[Phantom]

Granted, but side effects usually include you're death after it works.

I wish for that Komodo Dragon to stop mauli- OH SWEET MOTHER OF GOD IT'S BACK!
DIE. YOU. SON. OF. A. *****.
*Komodo bites Phantom in the neck*
*Phantom struggles to get it off, but dies soon after*

[Cheddarius]

Wish... granted?

I wish... I wish for what all people want. Vetinari said it best:
"Yet what is it they really crave, deep in their hearts? Only that things go on as normal and tomorrow is pretty much like today."

[Phantom]

Granted, you basically get everything in the world, including DEATH. (Some want it)

I wish for that goddamn Komodo Dragon to stop sneakin- OH COME ON!
AUGHFHAAGH
MEDIC!!

[Cheddarius]

You totally ignored the second part of my wish

[Phantom]

It all depends on the person, some deep down really want money only, some deep down want love, some are depressed so much that deep down they want death.