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[Cthulhu]

Granted, but your wish is meaningless, therefore you get nothing.

I wish, I wish, I were a fish.

((Also, how can you have a Halo novel collection?  That would be like a Pokemon novel, just something for a company to leech more money from hapless fanboys.  You are a severe fanboy, I might add.))

[Helmaroc]

Granted, you wish you were a fish.

I wish for DF to become text based.

[Keiseth]

Granted. Dwarf Fortress becomes fully text-based and non-graphical (like a mud) -- and the text is all in Latin.

I wish I could play the guitar.

[Cthulhu]

Granted, but you suck at it.

I wish this wish were granted.

[Bien]

Granted, but since your wish had no mention about something, it creates an infinite feedback loop, which destroys the galaxy.
I wish that I had some Halo action figures so I can make that diorama.
I have a Halo Novel Collection (FoR, TF, FS, GoO) because I like to read.

[Kagus]

Granted.  Just as the final figurine is in place, the Halos are all activated simultaneously in order to rid the universe of a terrifying scourge.  You.

I wish there was someone else who knew what "Arx Fatalis" is...

And you don't have a Halo novel collection because you like to read, you have a Halo novel collection because you like Halo.  Game books are read by gamers, not readers.  I should know, I've got several books by R. A. Salvatore.

[SHAD0Wdump]

Granted,it is some fat guy with no job or life for that matter.Also he has some of the traits you hate most,allowing him to be the most annoying filth you have ever seen.He's at your doorstep,and he wont leave you alone.Also I gave him immunity from law so calling the cops will only make me laugh.

I wish to shove my foot so far up a teletubbies bum that he/she/it loses all teeth and whatever brain matter exists within,propelling his/her/its body through that disgusting baby-sun thing blackening their world forever.MUAHAHAHA.

[Bien]

Granted but- but- aww crap, can't corrupt it.
I wish I had an X-box 360 with a copy of Halo: 3 Legendary (The one with the helmet.).

[Kagus]

Granted, you get a used Xbox 360 and a used copy of Halo 3.  The helmet stinks of the last person's sweat and there's a strange smear on it.

I wish Oddworld studios would make Munch's Oddysey and Stranger for the PC.

[Bien]

Granted, but they go bankrupt before they ever manage to release it.
I wish for my back to stop itching.

[Kagus]

Granted, your back melts off of your spine.  You don't feel itchy at all!

I wish Kobold Quest got expanded.

[Cthulhu]

Granted, you can throw bugs at dwarves now.

I wish Bien would stop with his Halo fetishism, it just doesn't belong here.

((Also, Kagus is right, you only have those books because you like Halo, not because you like to read.  I had plenty of friends at my old school who were dumb as rocks but tore through Halo and Resident Evil books like *Adamantine Two-Handed Sword* through drunks.))

[Bien]

I stop, but everybody else in the world becomes severe fans of Halo.
I wish my Zen Stone would stop selecting a random song when I turn it on.

[Impending Doom]

Granted. It now plays the same song every time you turn it on: your absolute least favorite song, to be exact.

I wish you guys would quit picking on Bien just because he happens to like Halo. I play it too when I have the time, you know!

(Just to say: I haven't even TOUCHED any of the Halo games, but I love the novels, and I won't play any of the games until I finish ALL of the novels.)

[ April 29, 2008: Message edited by: Impending Doom ]

[Kagus]

Granted, we now pick on you.

I wish Impending Doom would stop standing up for people.