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[Phantom]

Granted. But you are eventually murdered, the other must never know of that secret...

I wish for 'Nam to happen all over again.

[webadict]

Granted. Time rewinds to the start of Vietnam and starts playing again.

I wish the next wish would explode on contact.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted.

(Next poster, you know what to do ... )

[Tradanbattlan]

I wish I wish I was a fish.

[Phantom]

Granted, you are a pacific salmon.
You live a happy life for 5 years, you successfully spawn, but you slowly rot away in the river, fatigued.

I wish for a nurse. No No, a Young FEMALE nurse that ain't ugly.

[Archangel]

Granted. She kicks you in the balls for your stupid come-on and complains about you to her boyfriend. He comes around to your house and beats you up.

I wish for more people to be vegetarians.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted (I am, 3 months now, coincidentally). Two more people become vegetarians, but after that no more people are. After this generation dies out, everyone eats meat.

I wish there were 50% more replies to this thread.

[lordnincompoop]

Granted. Those replies, however, are spam and the thread is locked.

.gnihtemos dah I hsiw I

[LeoLeonardoIII]

.ti tsol uoy tub ,gnihtemos dah uoY .detnarG

I wish for forwards.

[lordnincompoop]

Granted. All you email, chats, instant messages, snailmail, speech, essays, presentations, etc. are forwarded to the FBI, the CIA, the DoD, NORAD, the US Army, Navy and Air Force, the Department of Homeland Security, Department of Justice, Department of State (and all the Bureaus within), and every single other defense/surveillance/investigation government agency ever. You have no private life, and moments later you are arrested for treason.

I wish for a bar of gold.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted, but you soon have to trade it for a drink of water.

And then a couple in a bubble car zips up and explains to themselves how gold isn't worth anything anymore anyway. Any.

I wish we had more gold around here.

[lordnincompoop]

Granted. You do. A milligram more.

I wish gold prices would shoot so far up a thimbleful would cost more than 100,000,000,000 USD at today's dollar value.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. Everyone but you gets a bit of gold and all of yours is confiscated.

I wish hsiw I

[Cheddarius]

GranarG

I wish for world peace.

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted. A chunk of the world now rests on top of your house. I hope you like the country of Brunei!

I wish for a brand-new Nintendo DS that has no faults and was obtained legally.