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[Phantom]

Granted, Luke Prowler Kills them.

I wish for a british sailor, a scottish soldier, and an American Delta Force soldier to accompany me into a city filled with zombies.

[Luke_Prowler]

Granted. the soldiers eventually leave you to the zombies for slowing them down.

I wish I 'ad a big Shoppa and a nice Shoota dat goes DAKKA DAKKA reel good.

[Rooster]

Doctor Octagonapus BLAAAAAAAARGHHHH!!! *Shoop da whoop*

I wish I'ma firing mah lazer!

[BigFatDwarf]

Granted. However, your son, detective Randal Octagonapus, who is invincible to the effects of da lazor, comes and kicks your shooping ass into oblivion.

I wish I had a copy of Computer Science III.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. It is in encoded ancient Aramaic. Good luck!

I wish for more GI Joe PSAs.

[lordnincompoop]

Granted. The frequency of your GI Joe-related "accidents" (also known as PGA) increases fivefold.

I wish there were more WMDs.

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted. There are more WMDs, but alot less countries.

[lordnincompoop]

Granted. Nothing happened.

I wish there were more people playing in my bloodline fort.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Branted. Gut everyone keeps betting in the way and the gloodline bame is scrapped.

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted. You are now bald.

I wish I had another can of Dust Remover. My PC is getting dusty.

[webadict]

Granted. It's empty.

I wish I had a puppy to be my friend.

[Tradanbattlan]

You'll be wishing him away by the time all of your things are viciously torn apart by his wolverine-like teeth

I wish for a 2x4 piece of wood. Unrotten, not on fire and not stolen. And not full of insects of any kind.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. It is 2 mm across, 4 mm tall, and 1 mm long.

I wish the US would switch to metric.

[dragnar]

Granted, the rest of the world switches to whatever the stupid system we use it.

I wish I had a rock. Nothing special about it, just a boring old rock that is not being used to harm anyone.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. It is just like the hundred thousand other rocks lying around.

Just laying there watching.

Waiting.


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I wish to no how I mine for fish in gaem?