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[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. They are Rainbow Toe-Socks of Renovation. You put them on and they force you to begin dancing around kicking holes in your walls.

I wish for a cat and a large mirrored box.

[Tradanbattlan]

The mirrors are all dirty and the cat is asleep.

I wish this forum had more emotioncons

[Rooster]

Granted, also this forum has people from 4chan's /b/

I wish that I'd wish ad infinitum

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted, but all of your wishes have a nasty side effect of removing one of your appendages.

I wish I owned an airplane.

[Googolplexed]

Granted, but you stole airforce one.
It will be around 5 minutes before someone arrests you

I wish for someone to corrupt this wish.

[Phantom]

Granted, but Toady thinks about this thread and uncorrupts every wish.

I wish for some tiberium that I refine into a gun and bullets and perform suicide on the Empire State building, falling all the way to the streets.

REMEMBER! IT'S IN  NEW YORK.

[Tradanbattlan]

BUT IT'S APOCALYPSE NEW YORK
THE ONLY PEOPLE TO SEE YOU DIE ARE THE BODIEEES

I wish I was better at Toribash

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. You wear it out and cannot find another one.

I wish my gf didn't have the flu tonight :/

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted. You wear it out and cannot find another one.

Wait what? Toribash is a game. :/

[Phantom]

Granted, but now she has been struck with every other disease known to man.

I wish for a Daewoo K2 modified for only Semi Automatic fire, and that I have a permit and ammo for it.

[Halmie]

You accidently drop the permit down a drain and the ammo is rubber bullets.

I wish I had a longer attention span.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Ninjad!

Granted, you had a longer attention span, but you can't for the life of you figure out where you lost it.

I wish Phantom would stop responding to my posts within seconds.

[Phantom]

You accidently drop the permit down a drain and the ammo is rubber bullets.

Thats not to bad, I could get a new permit and those rubber bullets will hurt like hell: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber_bullet

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted again, but you can't figure out how to use it. Is there something in this long tube part? Nope, looks empty. Hey what's this hook doodad thing do when you pul-

[612DwarfAvenue]

BUT IT'S APOCALYPSE NEW YORK
THE ONLY PEOPLE TO SEE YOU DIE ARE THE BODIEEES

I wish I was better at Toribash

Granted, but a wild veb eats you.

I wish for Necrons that WorkerDrone can't kill .



Also, what's you username in TB Tradan?

<-- Serithi.