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[Tradanbattlan]

Granted, but the tasty roast chicken was from last month, when it actually WAS tasty.

I wish LeoLeonardo had replied to MY wish about Nerevar joining Dagoth Ur

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted - I did! It just didn't make as much sense as you had hoped.

I wish the traders would bring more Kitten Leather.

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted, but they bring nothing else.

I wish I could play my Nintendo 64 again. Man I miss that thing.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. The only game you can play on it is a port of the ET game.

I wish those porkchop sandwiches didn't smell so good!

[PTTG??]

Granted. They smell atrocious. And they follow you around.

I wish pineapples

[Rooster]

Bananas

You wish you were bananas? I wish that! Girls would totallu use me. With their mouths haha!

Man, I wish I stopped being such a pervert.

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted, but now you're a peeping tom. That's the next stage, congratulations.

I wish for some Snapple Green Tea to go with these Ruffles I have here

[612DwarfAvenue]

Granted, but it's all poisoned.

I wish for Necrons.

[Phantom]

Granted, but WorkerDrone kills them all.

I wish for some tiberium that I refine into a gun and bullets and perform suicide on the Empire State building, falling all the way to the streets.

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted, but noones around do see it

I wish I had better short AND long-term memory.

[Phantom]

WHat are you talking about? The bloody Empire state building is in bloody New York. New York. And if I fell to the streets, where are the pedestrians and the cars driving by?

[Blaze]

Done. Your memory is increased astronomically, but eventually, the chemical imbalance caused by the sudden change causes locked-in-syndrome; Causing you to remain in a vegetative state while still remaining conscious. Your body is interred in a scientific institution for study, until a freak accident buries you under liquid nitrogen, where you are instantly frozen alive.

You remain in that state for all eternity.

I wish I had a pair of wool socks.

[Tradanbattlan]

I'm wearing them. In my frozen-alive state.

I wish I had a Toque to go with these socks.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted but it is the Hat of the Spanish Inquisition and it Inquisits you! Painfully!

I wish for fabulous cash and prizes.

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted, but all of the cash was illegally obtained and the prizes are used heroin needles with urinal cakes on them, pretending to be lollipops.

I wish I could become a pair of socks to go with my socks and Spanish Inquisition hat