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[Tradanbattlan]

It's Wednesday of NEXT WEEK. 

I wish I could ride my bike with no handlebars.
No handlebars.
No handlebars.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. You ride your bike lying on the ground, not going anywhere. Where are your handlebars? Missing, you say? Well that's not a very useful bike at all.

I wish I hadn't missed last Wednesday
D:

[Tradanbattlan]

You missed every other day of the week.

I wish for some Doritos.

[Phantom]

Granted, however they are made of doors.

I wish for some chewing gum.

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted, but it tastes like doors.

I wish I had something to ride like a mechanical bull.

[Phantom]

Granted, it's an ordinary ant.

I wish for a pet Giant ant that will never attack me.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted, but in order to keep you safe it swallows you whole.

It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. Exits are North (Closed) and South (Poopy). It smells like doors.

[Phantom]

I wish to SHORYUKEN through the ant.

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted, but it's still dark and you are eaten by a grue.

I wish I was the Nerevar, but had the choice to join Dagoth Ur instead of killing him.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

You try, but Young Link uses Down+A.

I wish I had remembered to wish last time.

[Peewee]

Granted, but you forgot to grant a wish, so it was ignored anyway.

I wish for fish, not including carp, skeletal carp, zombie carp, or !!carp!!.

[Phantom]

Granted, you get land sharks that kill you.

[Peewee]

I wish he remembered to make a wish.

[Phantom]

I wish for the next Urban Dead update.

[kurokikaze]

Granted. But update is so horrible Urban Dead is awarded "Worst MMORPG Evar".

I wish for tasty roast chicken.