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[Nirur Torir]

Granted. They stop hurting because you're taking painkillers.

I wish for a wish that I wish I had wished for when I wished that I wished I had a wish to wish with.

[mission0]

Granted you lost your wish

I wish to be implanted inside the .hack world.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

IS THAT WHERE ITS FROM

Granted. You are a poorly-raised Grunty.

I wish

[dragnar]

I grant.

I wish I had an awesome sword, that could not injure anyone unintentionally.

[Armok]

Granted, the sword is a pacifist, and won't har anyone no matter how much you want it to.

I wish for access to my own source code.

[dragnar]

Granted, it's so complex you can't understand a bit of it. You accidentally erase yourself from existence.

I wish I had all the stuff John just made in MSPA.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. It is a bunch of pixels and they fall apart. Oops! Didn't realize pixels were so sharp, didja? A few thousand stitches should fix you up right as rain.

I wish for an extra vowel.

[Cheddarius]

Wiish granted.

I wish that what had just happened had not happened.

[Tradanbattlan]

Granteed.

I wish that my thyroid wasn't so lame so I'd be in better condition.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. Now everything else is failing. Your condition certainly is better from the perspective of the people who own the hospital!

[Halmie]

I wish people would make wishes, instead of just quickly posting to get their post count up.

[Cheddarius]

I wish I was an omnipotent, all-consuming fire god.

[Tradanbattlan]

Too bad you consumed yourself in the process.

I wish I had some antidepressants. Legally obtained, and totally NOT placebos or poison.

[Cheddarius]

Wish granted. They are antidepressants in that they are francium tablets which explode on contact with your saliva, blowing your head to smithereens - and technically eliminating your depression.
I wish you all the best with dealing with your condition

I wish I was good at Mafia but it was more lulzy.

[Halmie]

Granted. Everyone stops playing after one game.

Also francium would blow up massivley just from contact with the air. Plus there is about 10 milligrams of it on earth.

I wish I wasn't bored enough to post here.