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[LSTAR]

Granted, but they suck. How else do you explain them (almost) all being wiped out by an alien race that is frankly incompetent?
I wish it was next week already.

[ April 27, 2008: Message edited by: LSTAR ]

[Cthulhu]

Granted.  Next week is the apocalypse.

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[Kagus]

-3

I wish for a white house to the East and a forest to the West.

[Bien]

Granted, but the CIA, USMC, The Covenant, UNSC, The Ghost of Captain Jacob Keyes, The Ghost of Commander Miranda Keyes, and Spartan-117 accuse you of kidnapping the President and lock you in you own home, at night a Chuthlu comes out to get you.
I wish I had a M12LRV Civilian Warthog.

[Kagus]

Granted, but some dimwit comes over and knocks it on its back with a couple grenades.

I wi-AAAAGHKGH!

[SHAD0Wdump]

Granted,you are transported to the cave where lies the black beast,where you must run for your life and watch out for the killer bunny.
Even though you really didn't say wish,I did it for the heck of it,sue me later...

hmm now I guess we all know who wrote that writing on the wall now don't we?
 

I wish for my eyes to have a mind of their own.

[Bien]

Granted, but they keep themselves closed, stare at people of the opposite gender, basically, they get you into a lot of trouble.
I wish for my Civilian Warthog to spawn right side up.

[Kagus]

Granted, it does.  Then some dimwit comes over and humps it with a rhino tank.

I wish for alertness.

[Bien]

Granted, you are so alert that you become hyperactive and after your hyperactivity, you faint, falling forwards, you off a cliff.
I wish that I am Forerunner.

[ April 28, 2008: Message edited by: Bien ]

[Kagus]

Granted, you activate a firecracker to kill yourself and thus starve your headlice to extinction.

I wish Bien would stop making Halo wishes.

[Cthulhu]

Is that another Halo wish?  It is not granted.

I wish Bien would stop making Halo wishes.

Edit:  KAGUS!!  ZOMFG!!  JINX!

[ April 28, 2008: Message edited by: Cthulhu ]

[Bien]

Granted, I stop, but everybody else makes them.
I wish my Halo Novel Collection will stop falling unto my head. That and my back to stop being itchy.

[ April 28, 2008: Message edited by: Bien ]

[SHAD0Wdump]

Ahem... 'Halo' Novel Collection?

Somehow without my doing anything,the Kagus/Cthulhu Jinx opens a rift and smashes you upside the head with your 'Halo' Novel Collection,somehow this registers as a wish.

I wish for the jinx to not do this to any further wishes,and a salt covered banjo(Wait what?Damn jinx).

[Impending Doom]

Granted. The jinx turns you into a slug. Good luck trying to play that salt-covered banjo.

I wish for an army of those tiny wind-up walking teeth.

[Kagus]

Granted.  However, they soon leave you and pursue lives as mercenaries-for-hire due to your insufficient dental plan.

I wish, insofar as it is possible to percieve the spectral BLARGH! in chaotic malfunction.  Rift observance contempt furthermore.