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[Cheddarius]

Granted, your life is filled with pain and anguish and horror. Your death comes when you finally commit suicide to escape it all, only it turns out hell is real and it's made just for you.

I wish my life would be exactly the same as it is now, except I don't have to sleep.

[Phantom]

Granted, but you are a-

I wish Cheddarius slowly finds out his true identity. And has a chance to end it all or go on living.

[Sensei]

Granted. Cheddarius is eventually clued in that he is the chosen one. His destiny is woven alongside the very fabric of the universe. His powers, equal to gods- immortality, prophecy, death and resurrection are at his very fingertips, His mind an infinitely powerful to tool to be wielded by His Wisdom, and He bends all that is being to his will in a gambit against ancient evils from times untold.

...I wish that he were at least powerful enough to use Blender, sketchup sucks. Trust me, the sooner you move on the better. There's some good tutorials on Wikipedia even.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted, but the models he creates are just sort of bland and boring.

"This model certainly feels plants-ish, yes"

I wish for more of that game, because it's just that awesome.

[Sensei]

Huh? What game?

[LeoLeonardoIII]

The game from which the quote originated. We certainly aren't going to make life easier on you by divulging Our secrets just because you ask. Oh no.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You're going to have to roll them all up yourself to find out.

[Cheddarius]

...I wish that he were at least powerful enough to use Blender, sketchup sucks.

SketchUp sucks in comparison? Indeed that may be true. I've never heard of Blender, so I don't know; I'm looking at some stuff on it right now. But SketchUp, to a newbling unaware of the field of 3d drawing, was simply wonderful. I really, really liked it.
Blender does look very cool though.

[Sensei]

Heh. I thought sketchup was pretty cool. It only occurred to me after quite a while of use that Sketchup was an obtuse, inefficient program and only after trying Blender did I realize I should have started with that anyway. It's like how Macs are sold.

[Cheddarius]

Well yes, SketchUp is difficult to use in some respects. I am sure Blender is a thousand times better. But SketchUp is still useful. I made some nice things with it (e.g. my avatar).

[Tradanbattlan]

Too bad it's just a spin-off.

I wish I could hang out with Meta Knight for a day. Or a hat.

[Akigagak]

Granted, you hang out with metaknight for a hat.

I wish this thread dies before page 300 at the default page length.

[Sensei]

Granted, nobody can bear to post in this thread as they are overcome with grief over your death.

I wish for a potato.

[Cheddarius]

Sensei walked the sidewalk, hands in his pockets, demeanor calm. He thought to himself, "Perhaps I will get a Subway sandwich. They are quite tasty." He pondered this course of action for a bit, then decided that he would go through with it. On his way there, he heard loud bangs coming from far away. "That interests me", he thought. "I will investigate it, as awesome people such as I are wont to do." And yea, he did swagger over toward the direction of the sound, and he saw a green grassy field. Far away, he saw some large white poles of some sort. Above them was a large banner, proudly displaying a message which he could not quite make out. He squinted, focusing his bionic eye-scopes to see the banner more clearly. "That's odd", he thought. "It seems that the banner reads 'Spud Gun Competition 2009'. Now whAARGH MY FACE"

I wish to be entertained.

[Tradanbattlan]

Granted, but I do the entertaining.

I wish for my two fwont teef

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted, but the cost is all the others.

I wish the holes where my wisdom teeth were would stop hurting.