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[Lord Dakoth]

Granted, however you get lynched after round one.

I wish I had a black fedora.

[Phantom]

Granted, but you stole it from an Italian Mobster, and it happens you are in the year of 1925.
You are gunned down one hour later after getting the hat.

I wish everything didn't exist. By that I mean nothing exists, including time and space.

[Tradanbattlan]

Too bad you wouldn't exist as well.

I wish I could take whatever I wanted out of video games and put them in our world, then send them back whenever I wanted.

[Sensei]

Granted- however, failing to displace the oxygen and nitrogen that make up the bulk of the space these things are to occupy, any attempt to do so outside of a total vacuum chamber results in a 100% mass-to-energy atomic conversion, forging the earth into a crucible brighter than any star.

...I wish for some oreos.

[Tradanbattlan]

BUT THEY ARE STAAAAALE
WAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I wish I had a vacuum chamber for my other wish. :I

[Halmie]

Granted. Its a vacuum cleaner chamber...

I wish I has some healthy, non-moldy grated cheese.

[dragnar]

Granted: cheese is made of mold, you get milk.

I wish I had Tradanbattlan's wish, only granted in the way he intended.

[Tradanbattlan]

But the wish was already wished for! By MEEE! Wahahaha!

I wish Dragnar could have HIS wish, but with no loopholes.

[dragnar]

Granted, you get nothing, I have a ton of fun.(ha! the game has a loophole!)

I wish Tradanbattlan could have his wish with no loopholes.

[Cheddarius]

Granted, however you get lynched after round one.

If this happens it will be extremely strange.
Well... that's not the word. No... coincidental?
You know what I mean, it'll be weird.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. Dragnar gets Tradanbattlan's wish with no loopholes. Woop-dee freakin' doo.

I wish more people would wish recursively.

[BKWM]

Granted. Genies now come with a complimentary lawyer.

I wish my family didn't have so many annoying habits.

[Phantom]

Granted. They are dead. They have no habits to speak of due to being corpses.

I wish I would know what happens in my life right to my death.

[Halmie]

Granted, you see yourself having a heart attack in two seconds time. By which when the vision is over you have the heart attack.

I wish my maths teacher didn't hate me.

[Phantom]

Granted, though every other staff member hates you now.

I wish I knew what happens in my life right to my death.
NOT A PREMATURE ONE.