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[dragnar]

Granted: A crazy guy is now following you around (but not harming you).

I wish I wasn't a fruit/vegetable.

[BKWM]

granted, you are know a condiment.

I wish I could fly.

[Nivim]

 Granted, you are a random north american finch; it is winter.

 I wish I could use Iron Heart Surge whenever I really wanted to.

[Lord Dakoth]

Granted. However, none of the monsters cause condition changes, so it's pretty much useless. Except for that morale bonus. Now you can do more damage. However, the target is ethereal. You die an embarrassing death.

I wish that China would stop making guitars.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. They change their production to contaminated foods, mainly your favorite, and outperform everyone else so much that the only way you can get your favotire food anymore is if it's full of lead or fake protein.

EDIT: I wish I could code in C :/

[Phantom]

Granted, but you forget how to do anything else but code, you can't even breathe.

I wish for a pet Velociraptor. That's a baby. And won't try to kill me and is trained.

[dragnar]

Granted: it does not try to kill you, it does kill you. There is no "try".

I wish NASA had a better budget.

[Halmie]

Granted, they manage to contact an alien race who over looked us before. Humanity is wiped out.

I wish I had a pizza infront of me right now.

[BKWM]

granted. It's three weeks old and covered in mold.

I wish I was in charge of the world.

[Phantom]

Granted, but you got assassinated 5 minutes into your rule.

I wish for an ant. A fire ant. And a full body suit of fire-proof armor.

[Armok]

Granted, the ant is inside the armor, and it has some friends...

I wish fo-

[BKWM]

Granted you are now in a world full of nothing. No light, no air, no you. You are now gone.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[dragnar]

Granted: you should wish to be a ninja. You are out of wishes though.
I wish for one thousand completely ordinary American dollars to spontaneously appear in front of me, replacing the air in that spot.

[BKWM]

granted, but they are coins and land on your arms and break them, so you have to spend them getting your arms fixed

I wish i had more wishes

also what did suddenly know to wish for dragnar

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted, but since they are the product of a genie wish, and the product of a genie wish can be no more powerful in total than the original wish, each wish carries only a small share of the original wish-power.

You have 600,000 wishes. They each do virtually nothing. You may use one per year.

EDIT:
Wish I would remember to put in a wish after ... :/