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[Rozenbuddy]

granted, you won my lottery! you win one dollar, oh and you forgot to pay the two dollar entree fee... I'll take that...

I wish I would stop having the urge to spam this topic.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. You no longer have the urge, the urge has you!

I wish I didn't just have to redo the entire Wilderlands map from scratch because the method I was using before didn't play nice with hexes.

EDIT: If I had a nicket for every time I've killed this thread with a crummy wish ...

I would have a half dozen nickels. It's really not all THAT impressive.

[Phantom]

Granted, so you don't do it.

I wish for one half atom. And I can't get killed by it.

[Nirur Torir]

Granted, but it's still attached to the other half.

I wish that it was not industry standard to have that irritating Windows Key on keyboards.

[PTTG??]

Granted. It is now industry standard to have a different OS key for each OS. Good luck getting used to the Apple key, the Linux key, the Unix key, the INTEGRETY key, the DOS key, and the thousands upon thousands of other OSes.

EDIT: I wish I hadn't of forgotten to make a wish.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. It was a bad wish.

I wish pressing the Windows key summoned a delicious food of my choice instead of opening the Start menu.

[Sensei]

Granted- it opens the Delicious Food Of My Choice Menu, which has a similar effect if you press it in an application.
If you use it normally, then you get to choose from Microsoft's culinary selection. Yum! you may want to wait for the next service pack on that steak recipe though...

I wish Procaster worked flawlessly with all my games.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. It works flawlessly. Your games sure don't. In fact, no game ever works for you ever again. Not even magnetic travel checkers or hopscotch.

I wish for a genie in a bottle.

[Rozenbuddy]

Granted. You find a bottle outside shortly, and notice a genie in it. You rub the bottle, but then notice it's a bottle not a lamp... so he stays inside watching Rozen Maiden on his PC.

I wish the last Rozen Maiden episode I watched was happy instead of sad... the sad ones make me depressed untill I watch the next one...

[Phantom]

Granted, but it was like that cause you were on weed and the five-o got you.

I wish that the hammerer was hammering urist.

[Rozenbuddy]

Granted. However urist mcurist will have his revenge!

I wish Suigento didn't look so pitiful in the last episode... so... saddening... *tear tear sob cry*

God, why is my train of thought on Rozen Maiden all the time!?

[Rashilul]

Granted, Rozen Maiden never existed, so Suigentou can't look pitiful.


I wish his train of thought wasn't on Rozen Maiden all the time.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. It is on his train of thought some of the time. But when he doesn't think about it, everyone else in the universe does.

The aliens come to end us in several hours.

I wish I could wipe the memory of the Up and At-Em Machine from Casper out of my head. It's stuck! And I haven't seen that movie in like a decade!

[Rozenbuddy]

Granted, but wiping it wipes everything else on your mind as well.

I wish the moose has machine guns aiming twords me.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted but it's Bullwinkle and he is not an aggressive moose. The Canadians arrest you for molesting their adopted humorous cartoon character.