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[Sensei]

Granted- you play Battlefield 2, where your guy drops partially full clips.

I wish MSPA would update more.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. It updates but the updates are bad ones. You stop liking it.

I wish horizontally.

[dragnar]

Granted horizontally.

I wish my spanish test was easy.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. It was easy, in the past, and prior students passed it with no problem.

For you, the test is hard.

I wish for 20% more of the good stuff, 20% less of the bad stuff.

[Rozenbuddy]

Granted. However it's put at my opinion, get ready for hell...

I wish I hadn't made my name Chapin the Dwarf and or knew how to fix it and remembered long enough for me to changed it to a name I select at a later date, and not anything else.

[Lord Dakoth]

Granted. Your name is now Phantom2.

I wish that the trolls would stop reproducing.

[Rashilul]

Granted, trolls stop reproducing.

50 years later the population of the earth is 1.5 million people. All the loss in one generation leads to a global meltdown. A roving band of marauders picks through your barren house, looting your corpse, before burning it down.

I wish I was better at creative writing.

[Phantom]

Granted, your too creative, and are thrown in jail for writing plans about making a bomb in a childrens book.

I wish I had preformed Seppuku.

[Sensei]

Granted. You are dead.


...oh, and I wish for a legally owned and rightfully acquired (IE: From a dead Orc with no angry living kin) +3 mace

[Phantom]

Granted. Although you have to get past the arrow traps. And run from the boulder. YOU ARE DEAD

I wish I knew what the name of that game was.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Either Zork, or that parody one with the cheez key and the men arguing over the bar tab - Unkuulian Unventure or something.

I wish there was a Shadowrun MMO that was actually good and not just EQ or WoW with cyberware.

[Rozenbuddy]

Granted. However whenever you try to play it, the computer or other device used to play it explodes from the impossibility.

I wish I instantly got a  tame male cat, and all of the other cats in the world would vanish. The male cat must not be black, mad at me, or pissed in any way. This cat cannot pee and has no claws, and nothing can kill it. It cannot eat or drink and contains no parasites, sickness, or contagious skin ailments. It cannot starve or thirst to death, or go unconscious. It must sleep normally at night whenever I do and not snore. Nothing can explode or implode to the making of this wish, and "bugs" are not involved.

[Nirur Torir]

Granted. The cat draws its sustenance from some sort of other dimension, who's denizens abduct and torture you for stealing their nutrients.

I wish Chapin hadn't made my cat vanish.

[Rozenbuddy]

Granted. Phantom did and shot it with a shotgun Steel crossbow.

I wish Phantom would give me 50 US dollars and let me keep it.

[dragnar]

Granted: meet garfield, minus eating... nothing left but sleep!
ninja'd...

Granted: Your cat is back! And it has claws! And parasites! And sickness, contagious skin ailments, and it's mad at you!
ninja'd again...

Granted: But you owe him 100$ for unrelated reasons.

I wish to win the lottery.