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[Helmaroc]

Granted, now they fly around everywhere and hit people.

I wish for a pet Graemlin. That one >   :confused:

[Cthulhu]

Granted, but it's got rabies.

I wish for this Graemlin,  :roll: , and I wish it were undiseased, immune to diseases, immortal, friendly, incapable of harming me in anyway, safe, and silly, like a Boston Terrier.

[SHAD0Wdump]

Granted,but it breaks everything you own in a manic frenzy(that's just how gremlins are,duh)but it is not diseased, immune to diseases, immortal, friendly, incapable of harming you in any way, safe, and silly, like a Boston Terrier.Oh and it has the ability to knock itself unconscious after going nutz.

I wish for a goblin burrow to hide in and be ruler of goblin kind   ,and the goblins have the previous traits,with these too,capable of keeping everything clean,serving my every whim,not going insane,not having the ability to knock themselves unconscious,and they don't need to defecate(cleaner that way).
And the burrow will not collapse.

[Cthulhu]

Well, it's not a gremlin, it's a Graemlin.

[qwertyuiopas]

Well, all that is great, but there is no longer any outside world to entertain yourself with conquering. Thats right, you have settled and will never leave the borders of your map tile.

I wish DF was faster and more efficient without the loss of features.(as in you could load a full 2x2 WORLD map tile sized fort with the computer resources it takes for a 1x1 right now).

[Cthulhu]

I don't know if I can corrupt that, it's pretty much epic.

Granted but...

A serial killer beats you with a shoe, removes your teeth and fingertips, and leaves you in the woods.  So you can't play.

I wish the "Nonsense" in the upper left corner were changed to "Tomfoolery".

[Kagus]

Granted, but it also obtains a dress code of bowlers and spats.  You find you do not have an appropriate set, and are forced to use the highly embarrassing complementary usage ones that the board provides.

I wish I could find a good Steampunk game where I can build mechanical monsters to slice, dice and finely mince my foes while I sit back in my immaculate bowler and spats and laugh uproariously.

[Cthulhu]

Granted, it's beyond your computer's system requirements.

I wish I would've noticed the:

code:

 
      X
      X
     X
     X

in my fortress' wall.  The goblins sure noticed it, my armorer was shot ten times at point blank range.

[Bien]

Granted, but you haven't noticed the gap in the channel that supplies lava to your forges, thus when turned on, floods your fort with lava.
I wish for a 10GHz CPU and dual GeForce 9 computer with 10TB of memory and a bug free installation of Windows Vista, that is compatible with any program, 25inch LCD Screen, and a gold and platinum plated casiing for everything. And it would replace my other computer.

[Kagus]

Granted, but due to the nature of Windows Vista you end up with a computer that has a paradoxical OS as it tries to create a bug-free bug.  The world vanishes on the first booting.

I wish I'd shot that damned deputy too.

[Bien]

Granted, you shot him in the leg because your aim was off, and he shot you in the head.

I wish for a pet Silver Dragon (The ones from Dragonlance)
And Helmaroc, what do you need those Girl Scouts for?

[Cthulhu]

Granted, it eats you.

I wish I were better at Medieval 2: Total War

[Bien]

Granted! YOu ecome so good at it, that you lose knowledge of operating other stuff on your computer, after a while, you forget how to walk and become like Truth, permanently stuck to your chair.
I wish Halo was real.

[Cthulhu]

Granted, but I shoot you in the head before you finish the wish, because that's the worst wish ever.

Continuing the trend of bizarre and stupid wishes, I wish Dragonball Z was real, and my power-level was 9001.

[Bien]

Granted, but in a freak Kame-Hame Wave accident, you hit a black hole, which swallows the universe and you due to the massive influx of energy.
I wish I were a Spartan-II with a full set of MJOLNIR Armor.