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[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. The lunch is disgusting, horrid, rotted, and tallow-based. It is badly minced.

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[Lord Dakoth]

Granted, however it is one of those toy G.I. Joe parachutes. You collide with an obstacle and blow apart.

I wish that politicians weren't such slimy power-mongering bastards.

[Phantom]

Granted, but they were replaced by DF nobles...

I wish for a split atom that will destroy half of Moscow. WIthout me near it. Or close. Or within 700 mile radius of the blast zone.

[Lord Dakoth]

Granted, however, the resulting lag causes the space-time continuum to fall apart into nothingness.

I wish I had a root beer float right now.

[Sensei]

Granted- we couldn't find any good root beer though, so we just used RC Cola. That's not a problem, right? ice cream courtesy of Blue Bunny.

I wish for epic.

[PTTG??]

Granted. Chuck Norris Screams "This Is Sparta!" so loud that Mr. T has no choice but to tear Godzilla in half to make earmuffs. Unfortunately your eardrums implode. Too bad. Anyway, sorry I couldn't corrupt that wish...

I wish for a new set of Uberbeings. I'm tired of Texans and stereotypes. And atomic dinosaurs.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted.

*Strikes a menacing pose*

I wish there were an advent-calendar thing in the new DF version where you discover something new and awesome every day of December. Culminating in Jan 1st when Toady releases the magic arc, warfare arc, and makes every parameter moddable in the RAWs.

[Sensei]

Granted- the new versions come out daily, each incompatible with saves from the last.

I wish to not be sick.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted. The whole world becomes as sick as you, changing the definition of your state to "healthy" and "sick" becomes "oh goodness what is draining out of me now"

I wish this map were finished.

[quinnr]

You map sets on fire. It is 'finished'

[Lord Dakoth]

Seeing as ^ this guy didn't make a wish, I'll make one for him.

I wish for two wishes.

[dragnar]

Granted, of course they will get corrupted just like all the others...

I wish that 2+2 = 5

[Phantom]

Granted, though god gives Stephen Hawking back the use of his body and he beats you to death for that.

I wish for a goldfish. Not the cracker kind or some insanely huge kind.

[Lord Dakoth]

Granted, the goldfish is not a cracker goldfish. On the contrary, it is a GANGSTA goldfish, and proceeds to loudly sing obnoxious rap songs.

I wish for a nuchacku.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Granted

I wish for 2+2=4 again.